Voters

[Anonymous]

Can we really blame the Politicians for our problems when we allow people
> like this to vote them into office? And some wonder why we are
> outsourcing...
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
> him
> up every morning.
>
> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
>
> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
> some
> time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
>
> . . . . . . She also votes!
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>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got
> a
> call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
> told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>
> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
> quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>
> . . . . . He also votes!.
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>
> So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got
> on
> her weekend drive to the shore.
>
> She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
> because the car was moving."
>
> . . . . She also votes!
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>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
> seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>
> . . . . My sister also votes!
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>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
>
> The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>
> . . . He also votes!
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>
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
> attached to an earring by a chain.
>
> My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her
> head?"
>
> I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no
> matter which way the head is turned.
>
> . . . . My friend also votes!
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>
> My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place
> last
> week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better.
>
> The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was
> more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked,
>
> "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the
> menu?"
>
> To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey."
>
> . . . The clerk also votes!
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>
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> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>
> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
> and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
> yet?"
>
> . . . . . She also votes!

 

[Cal]

I believe I saw many of those people around here during the last election. They were getting paid by "alot of people supporting Tom Daschle" to sign up new Democrat voters. Many were quite creative as were getting paid per registered voter.

 

[Bull Burger]

I believe I saw many of those people around here during the last election. They were getting paid by "alot of people supporting Tom Daschle" to sign up new Democrat voters. Many were quite creative as were getting paid per registered voter.

Great post Cal! But I thought most of them were doing time for Zeibach County misdemeanors trying to register expired voters for R-CALF's poster boy "Tim Johnson".

 

[Cal]

Excellent point Bull Burger, but friends of Tim and Tom, who are nearly as indistinguishable as the two socialists themselves, are sort of like migratory geese descending upon a field. And dare I say, you can't "harvest" them all. (tongue in cheek)

 

[Whitewing]

:roll:

 

[Brad S]

Here's a voter that sorta makes one proud...well I suppose to be Canadian


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nHnuodRDlys



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e_JJLLfTR8I



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_6uYvsf_5YE

 

[loomixguy]

Further evidence that the Fatman had a stroke at some point. Now his brain doesn't work very well..... :roll:

 

[Whitewing]

Further evidence that the Fatman had a stroke at some point. Now his brain doesn't work very well..... :roll:

So today it's:

And we were proud to say with the last general election our voter turnout was 82% (and if I remember right we were not they highest county in the state- as there were a couple others at 82% and at least one at 83%)...

But out here folks take pride in seeing everyone voting- not in thinking of new ways to keep them from being able to....

Back then he was making fun of how stupid voters are.

He's a piece of work no doubt.