EmptyPockets
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Waitress 1 = Trucker 0
A trucker came in to a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running
boards.
The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, this guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards, what does he
think this is, an auto parts store?
No, the cook said, 3 flat tires means 3 pancakes, a pair of headlights
is two eggs sunny side up, and runnin g boards are two slices of crisp
bacon.
Oh, OK, said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked , "What are the beans for blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE, THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
A trucker came in to a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running
boards.
The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, this guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards, what does he
think this is, an auto parts store?
No, the cook said, 3 flat tires means 3 pancakes, a pair of headlights
is two eggs sunny side up, and runnin g boards are two slices of crisp
bacon.
Oh, OK, said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked , "What are the beans for blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE, THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!