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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
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>> Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
>>in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
>>groceries.
>>
>> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
>>rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
>>head.
>>
>> One customer who had been at the store for a while became
>>concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
>>and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
>>replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
>>her brains in for over an hour.
>>
>> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
>>the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
>>When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
>>on the back of her head.
>>
>> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making
>>a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
>>the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
>>felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
>>but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
>>until someone noticed and came to her aid.
>>
>> Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's
>>irrelevant.
>>
>>
>> Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
>>in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
>>groceries.
>>
>> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
>>rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
>>head.
>>
>> One customer who had been at the store for a while became
>>concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
>>and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
>>replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
>>her brains in for over an hour.
>>
>> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
>>the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
>>When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
>>on the back of her head.
>>
>> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making
>>a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
>>the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
>>felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
>>but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
>>until someone noticed and came to her aid.
>>
>> Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's
>>irrelevant.
>>