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Urgent Notice:



Potential Danger of Horse Hair...This is a public service announcement...


In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:

· Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.

· Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.

· Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements".

· "Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home andexhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with otherhumans (especially husbands).

· "Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or, like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one".

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

"Amobacter equuii" is usually found in females but can occasionally infect males as well.
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