Big Muddy rancher
Well-known member
Adventure of a lifetime
If you are ready for the, adventure of a lifetime TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan or China illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behaviour with, "It is a cultural Canadian thing. You would not understand,
pal."
Keep your Canadian identity strong. Fly the Maple leaf from your rooftop,
or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise.
Demand classes on Canadian culture in their school system.
Demand a local driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in their country.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic
laws, such as street racing.
Insist that local law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.
Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Pakistan, China or any
other country in the world except right here in Canada, Land of
the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Pakistan, China or Iraq.
If you are ready for the, adventure of a lifetime TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan or China illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behaviour with, "It is a cultural Canadian thing. You would not understand,
pal."
Keep your Canadian identity strong. Fly the Maple leaf from your rooftop,
or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise.
Demand classes on Canadian culture in their school system.
Demand a local driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in their country.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic
laws, such as street racing.
Insist that local law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.
Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Pakistan, China or any
other country in the world except right here in Canada, Land of
the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Pakistan, China or Iraq.