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Angus Cattle Shower

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Everyone's favourite Alex (ACS... me!) moment!

Now, you may be asking yourself, "What is an Alex moment?"
An Alex Moment is a time when you or someone UNINTENTIONALLY does something that turns out to be funny.

We call them Alex Moments because I have more then most people... ALOT more, my life is never boring.

Here is two of mine:

'Twas a cold day. As we Trekked back to the field with the truck to pick up the deer that I just shot. Everyone was all pumped and excited, we were now done for mule deer for the year. I was having trouble with the door not working right earlier in the day, before I went out with uncle and Dad went to town. My gun was still beside me, just in case. We came around the corner, and lo and behold, there he was. My deer. My Dead deer. Standing. Now running. In haste, I grabbed the door handle, and gave it a good yank. The door handle came right off! We looked at each other, my jaw had dropped and had a blank expression on my face. Dad started cracking up.

My other one:

"We were loading up the truck for our elk hunt last fall, and dad told me to put the quad onto the back of the box, while him and the hired hand held the ramp for me. I got about halfway up an dit needed more juice. I pinned the throttle , the ramp shot out from under me, I was tipping backwards. I hit the ground, but before that, all I could think was "Oh man, this is gonna be bad". Dad was holding the quad up, straight up and down, I was gulping for air,and apparantly swearing pretty good (don't know where I learned those words :roll:) and rolling around on the ground. At the time it wasn't funny but now, loking back, it is very. haha.

Lets hear yours!
 

montana cowgurl

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most of yer "Alex moments" are my BLONDE moments.. haha.. like writing with my left hand in algebra..and wondering why my writing was different for some reason...took me a long time to realize which hand i was usin lol.
 

Kato

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One time I woke up after falling asleep on the couch, and spent ten minutes looking for my glasses before I realized I was wearing them! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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I never have blode moments....

Dumb moments that a different story, like just today i was helping my aunt with a farmers market. We were almost done and this lady buys $7.50 worth of stuff, and gives me a 20 dolla bill, i totaly forgot what i was doin, standing there blank for like 10 minits.. totally cant count back chang, my 8 year old cousin comes over takes the money from my hands, and redoes it, gives the lady her change, looks at me "gawd your dumb :roll: " yes she at that stage and walks off!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

I didnt hear the end of it from my uncle! "Told me something along the lines, you better marry a smart man, you wont get anywheres" or somethang :shock: haha

Oh well

Katy
 

Faster horses

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Years ago, I was checking cows alone and riding a young horse. I was just loping along, minding my own business when he blew up and bucked me off. (Didn't take him long, either). Anyway, I hit the ground and he took off. I was dazed and laid there for a bit, getting my air. When I was able to sit up, here came all the cows in the pasture (well, it seemed liked all of them). They formed a half circle around me and just stood there looking at me, all eyes and ears right on me. I felt so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

kolanuraven

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My dad just got thru putting up some of those clear glass storm doors. And warned me OVER & OVER...not to be an idiot and walk into one of them.



" WHAM"....he just walked straight into one about 10 minutes ago!!!
 
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Anonymous

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The stupidist I ever felt came years ago when I was still Sheriff-- got called to the Res for a fatal hit and run accident in the middle of the night..Got out of bed- dressed in the dark so as not to bother the wife- and went to the scene...

Everything went good on the investigation- working with the BIA investigator, Tribal Police, FBI guys- until the sun came up and we could see a little better...Then I saw them all huddled together pointing at me and laughing.... There I was in full uniform- with one black shoe and one white shoe....In my haste and dressing in the dark I had stuck on one black tenni runner and one white tenni runner....
And those Indian cops are not one to forget quickly-- lots of months of being called "Two Shoes" and other names.... :lol: :lol:
 
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