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We need your input on how to split the country

Whitewing

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Working as an outside-the-country grand wizzard of the Tea Party, I've decided that it's time for like-minded Americans and Canadians to unite and lay the groundwork for a new country.

The idea is, of course, to let those who believe there really is a free lunch starve to death while singing kumbaya in their own country while the hard-working folks continue to honor our founding fathers and move the new country forward. Yeah, I stole that word from the Starver-in-Chief, Her Royal Highness Michelle Obama.

Here are just a couple of rough outlines of what the new country might look like, rough drafts so to speak. As you might have guessed, the current People's Republics of Washington, Oregon, and California complicate the transition to new and prosperous country, but we'll deal with that when time permits.

Draft No. 1

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Draft No. 2

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There will certainly be a lot of revisions as more ideas are forthcoming from our growing third party rebellion. Please feel free to give us input.
 

Steve

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hypocritexposer said:
Hey, if you need a map drawer, I know a guy. :D

the lines are to straight.. they need to wind like a liberal district around all the "groups"..

for example.. New york state is fairly conservative.. yet the city is as liberal as you can get...

so the northeast needs to be "carved up'.. along with a bit of the midwest..

say a corridor along the interstate 80. to the north is liberal land.. and to the south is conservative land.. and the north of Toronto and southern Quebec can be thrown in leaving the great north to conservative land..


cut off benefits and give the liberals who just happen to be on the wrong side of the line and within a month they'll move...

the left coast line is to far east as well..
 

Steve

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oh and we could take Mexico as well..

give US something to do and it would be great practice for our police to clean it out of all the cartels..
 

Grandad

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I am a pretty good cartographer... That said, being Canadian, I can assure you a good portion of Britsh Coulumbia, currently designated as Debt Repayment Land, would be better suited to La La Land West. The Left Coast would also be a good fit, both north and south of the 49th parallel.
 

Whitewing

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Grandad said:
I am a pretty good cartographer... That said, being Canadian, I can assure you a good portion of Britsh Coulumbia, currently designated as Debt Repayment Land, would be better suited to La La Land West. The Left Coast would also be a good fit, both north and south of the 49th parallel.

Is there something about breathing Pacific air that makes people turn stupid? I just don't get it.
 

loomixguy

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Whitewing said:
Grandad said:
I am a pretty good cartographer... That said, being Canadian, I can assure you a good portion of Britsh Coulumbia, currently designated as Debt Repayment Land, would be better suited to La La Land West. The Left Coast would also be a good fit, both north and south of the 49th parallel.

Is there something about breathing Pacific air that makes people turn stupid? I just don't get it.

It's the time zone. Duh.
 

gmacbeef

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I thought Oltimer lived in Montana, so how in the HELL can you have that state right in the middle of "conserative Land " :???: :wink:
 

Hereford76

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gmacbeef said:
I thought Oltimer lived in Montana, so how in the HELL can you have that state right in the middle of "conserative Land " :???: :wink:

give the boot to the folks in the "boot" and MT can stay.
 

Whitewing

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gmacbeef said:
I thought Oltimer lived in Montana, so how in the HELL can you have that state right in the middle of "conserative Land " :???: :wink:

Don't worry, that one is already planned. We'll give him a visa to travel to where there's true government leadership.....then we'll revoke his return visa. :lol:
 

hypocritexposer

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Whitewing said:
gmacbeef said:
I thought Oltimer lived in Montana, so how in the HELL can you have that state right in the middle of "conserative Land " :???: :wink:

Don't worry, that one is already planned. We'll give him a visa to travel to where there's true government leadership.....then we'll revoke his return visa. :lol:


When he drives up to the 20ft. border security wall, he'll know he's not getting back in. :lol:
 

Whitewing

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hypocritexposer said:
Whitewing said:
gmacbeef said:
I thought Oltimer lived in Montana, so how in the HELL can you have that state right in the middle of "conserative Land " :???: :wink:

Don't worry, that one is already planned. We'll give him a visa to travel to where there's true government leadership.....then we'll revoke his return visa. :lol:


When he drives up to the 20ft. border security wall, he'll know he's not getting back in. :lol:

Will that be our wall to keep them out, or their wall to keep them in? Worked for E. Germany for quite a while. :D
 
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