Working as an outside-the-country grand wizzard of the Tea Party, I've decided that it's time for like-minded Americans and Canadians to unite and lay the groundwork for a new country.
The idea is, of course, to let those who believe there really is a free lunch starve to death while singing kumbaya in their own country while the hard-working folks continue to honor our founding fathers and move the new country forward. Yeah, I stole that word from the Starver-in-Chief, Her Royal Highness Michelle Obama.
Here are just a couple of rough outlines of what the new country might look like, rough drafts so to speak. As you might have guessed, the current People's Republics of Washington, Oregon, and California complicate the transition to new and prosperous country, but we'll deal with that when time permits.
Draft No. 1
Draft No. 2
There will certainly be a lot of revisions as more ideas are forthcoming from our growing third party rebellion. Please feel free to give us input.
The idea is, of course, to let those who believe there really is a free lunch starve to death while singing kumbaya in their own country while the hard-working folks continue to honor our founding fathers and move the new country forward. Yeah, I stole that word from the Starver-in-Chief, Her Royal Highness Michelle Obama.
Here are just a couple of rough outlines of what the new country might look like, rough drafts so to speak. As you might have guessed, the current People's Republics of Washington, Oregon, and California complicate the transition to new and prosperous country, but we'll deal with that when time permits.
Draft No. 1
Draft No. 2
There will certainly be a lot of revisions as more ideas are forthcoming from our growing third party rebellion. Please feel free to give us input.