Tommy
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent! We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who's looking for a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'd have to drive around in his Mercedes, he'll supply all
of your clothes and, because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you'll have to satisfy her sexu al ur g es. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it"!
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent! We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who's looking for a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'd have to drive around in his Mercedes, he'll supply all
of your clothes and, because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you'll have to satisfy her sexu al ur g es. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it"!
