Trinity man
Well-known member
Welfare...
I went down this morning to sign up my Dogs for welfare. At first the
lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to
her that my Dogs are black, white, red, brown, and purple unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who thier Daddy is. So she looked in her policybook to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs gets thier first check Friday and I will never have to work again. Damn this is a great country.
I got this e-mail to me and about fell out of my chair. Ok I change it so to not hurt anyones feels. Now I may hurt everyones feels. :wink:
I went down this morning to sign up my Dogs for welfare. At first the
lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to
her that my Dogs are black, white, red, brown, and purple unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who thier Daddy is. So she looked in her policybook to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs gets thier first check Friday and I will never have to work again. Damn this is a great country.
I got this e-mail to me and about fell out of my chair. Ok I change it so to not hurt anyones feels. Now I may hurt everyones feels. :wink: