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Were is Jinglebob? :(

Judith

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Easter is here :)
Isnt he thinking about us at all? Isnt he worried about all the weight we have lost missing him so bad???? The hair falling out, the hives, the rashes. Not too mention the IBS?
Poor us on ranchers :( , and here we have all been sooo good in his absence :twisted:
 

IL Rancher

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When is lent officially over? AFter service on Easter Sunday? Or some other time? I grew up in a family with a dad who was just no interested in relgiion and a mom who was a disillusioned Catholic so needless to say, my religious background is next to nothing except for what my wife and her family has introduced to me and a little bit on my own after her and I started dating that ended up not so good... Anyhow, the only folks I know who have done the lent thing are Catholics but I imagine others do it too.

Judith... Judith... Judith... IBS? Hair falling out... Hives? I mean, that is just a typical Thursday for me....Well, minus the hives and IBS... But I used to sffer from BBS... Bitter Balding syndrome...
 

DJL

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Judith I have found all the weight you lost and would appreciate it if you would come and get it asap! :shock: I knew someone was to blame! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Judith

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Well,
I do have to deliver Gregs box of rats, they are starting to reproduce at an alarming rate and the box can't take much more! I could pick it up when I drop the rats off if you would like :)
 

DJL

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Make sure it's on the way back from Greg's. We have enough pack rats that we don't need the BC wharf variety rat. They might teach our pack rats to have attitudes, and that would never do! :shock: I think you'd better take Greg and his rats on through to Saskatchewan if he plans on a rat breeding operation. It would be just too depressing to think of him building his herd only to have the rat exterminators come in and wipe out days of work! :lol:
 

Judith

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Mrs. Greg would bop me right on the head if I moved her hubby to Sask without telling her! :shock: Then how will I ever get her kucken!

You are right about our west coast rats, these Norway dudes are well known for cross dressing and smoking weed. They definately will not be a positive influence on your packers :)
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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What I wanna see is, the squeeze chute that he uses when he works his herd of rats......pictures please......


Ohhhhh I bet AI is a fun time for sure :p

Wonder if he's plannin on havin "cleanup" rats to put in with em after AI'n em???
 

DJL

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Judith you would have to take Mrs. Greg along too. Don't wanna be starting any wild rumors, now do we? Besides you'll need an extra herdsman with the booming dope smoking cross dressing rat population. They might out-grow the box on the way and we don't want any left in Alberta.
 

Judith

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AI isnt really a problem at all. Although on occasion the rats kind of get stuck on the pipets! Then you have something that looks a tich like a ratcicle!

It's the branding of these critters that can get messy! Too much pressure and the little fellers go up in flames :shock: You can lose a herd real quick if your not careful! Takes a very steady hand :twisted:
 

Mrs.Greg

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This thread makes one wonder......Why do I share a country with these Kooks :lol:

Gregs terrified of grasshoppers and blond Norwiegens...the boy could NOT live in Sask with Judy :!:
 

Judith

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I was wondering how long it was going to be before you piped up :) Usually you catch us mocking you much sooner than this :twisted: I don't blame Greg for his fear of grasshoppers, last time I was in Edmonton the dang things were everywhere and they make you real twitchy when they land on your neck. Ick :)
 

Mrs.Greg

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Grasshoppers in Edmonton :???: OHHHH I bet that was when the Sask.roughriders were in town :)

I was trying to stay away from all you trouble makers,you just get me in trouble with JB...how can I sell him a perdy paint horse if hes ticked at me.
 

Judith

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Mrs. Greg, all you have to do is paint it. You know that stuff you get in a can to cover male pattern balding. He will never know that you pulled the wool over his eyes until it rains! Then he will be forced to admit he owns a pony with chrome :)
 
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