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What are you ?

gcreekrch

Well-known member
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test to help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with you wife and 2 small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obsenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:












Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question.

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife from his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it ?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definately want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family escape while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and come to a concencus.



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Republican's Answer:


BANG!



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Southerner's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! BANG!..click...
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: " Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"
 
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