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What is your best Homer moment...

Northern Rancher said:
My daughter won a provincial public speaking contest relating her Dad's homer moments-it could be a miniseries lol.
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OK, NR let's hear it again :wink: the story of you milking the cow to impress your inlaws when you were first married, the story your daughter recited that won her the 4-H award for public speaking (I hope I got that right). :lol: :lol:
 
After we eloped there wasn't much that would impress the in laws lol. I'll try and find a copy of her speech and post it. One hockey one was when we were putting the wood to ACS's hometown a few years back. The play was going up ice and I was behind the bench following it-I walked rioght off the end of the bench and splatted on plexiglass between me and the opposing coach. Did he ever jump I think he thought I was trying to climb over to get at him lol.
 
Okay, here it goes. One day when son #1 was just a baby we went to the grocery store and hubby put son in the grocery cart and perceeded down the aisle like nobody's buisness. Hubby was just a browsing the isles and looking at everything on the shelves just like a kid in a candy store. Well son was real good for prolly ten minutes of hubby's browsing. ABout three isles over I turned the corner and there was son pulling all the tampon boxes and all that stuff into the cart. Hubby was still browsing not paying no attention to son.. I turned the corner seen the action turned around like I didn't know them and waited for hubby to catch the son's actions and take care of his cart full of ladies products.. Pretty soon they came to the isle I was at.... (waiting) Hubby said nothing. I couldn't resist and asked if he was watching the son....He growled YESSSSSS........
 
Judith said:
we actually encourage narking on your spouse here at Ranchers...... :twisted:
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Well in that case :twisted:

Gregs really into keeping fit,a whole line of exercise eqip.A couple years ago he added this piece that you bolt to roof,clip on spur looking things with hooks,hang upside down and do pull-ups. :shock: Anywoo,decieded to try it out,about twenty minutes later I hear a weak...woman{pet name for moi}can you help me......run downstairs,hes STUCK upside down,can't get up,just hanging there :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man the fun I could have had I helped him up and totall disolved in fits of laughter.He tied a rope to it so he can pull himself up now. I of course shared this with anyone who would listen.,much to gregs chagrin
 
Mrs.Greg said:
Judith said:
we actually encourage narking on your spouse here at Ranchers...... :twisted:
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Well in that case :twisted:

Gregs really into keeping fit,a whole line of exercise eqip.A couple years ago he added this piece that you bolt to roof,clip on spur looking things with hooks,hang upside down and do pull-ups. :shock: Anywoo,decieded to try it out,about twenty minutes later I hear a weak...woman{pet name for moi}can you help me......run downstairs,hes STUCK upside down,can't get up,just hanging there :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man the fun I could have had I helped him up and totall disolved in fits of laughter.He tied a rope to it so he can pull himself up now. I of course shared this with anyone who would listen.,much to gregs chagrin
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AND WHERE WAS YOUR CAMERA??? :P :P :twisted: :lol:
 
Ooooo! Man, I'll bet you got ragged all day about that one. And the best part, they will give you a hard time for ever!

Yah they did, but I'm pretty much used to it. I think they just ask me to help for the inevitiable entertainment value. :roll:

I ain't too sure I'd a told that one, on myself!

Seems to me there's somewhat of a personality in these parts that wrote a book based on "Hormerisms"!
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cowsense said:
Mrs.Greg said:
Judith said:
we actually encourage narking on your spouse here at Ranchers...... :twisted:
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Well in that case :twisted:

Gregs really into keeping fit,a whole line of exercise eqip.A couple years ago he added this piece that you bolt to roof,clip on spur looking things with hooks,hang upside down and do pull-ups. :shock: Anywoo,decieded to try it out,about twenty minutes later I hear a weak...woman{pet name for moi}can you help me......run downstairs,hes STUCK upside down,can't get up,just hanging there :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man the fun I could have had I helped him up and totall disolved in fits of laughter.He tied a rope to it so he can pull himself up now. I of course shared this with anyone who would listen.,much to gregs chagrin
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AND WHERE WAS YOUR CAMERA??? :P :P :twisted: :lol:
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Cowsense, I cannot believe that you would actually encourage such an outright assault on another man's dignity!

Man, just think about it if it was you hanging there upside down and your wife snapping cute lil pictures of you in your time of most humiliating, deepest, helpless distress.

Yah, I guess it would be kinda funny. :evil: :evil: :evil:
 

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