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What,why, and how many?

Juan

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I realy thought this was bad so I had to post it so all of you could see how nasty some (others) can be! :? :? :? :?

How many men does it take to open a beer?
> > > None. It should be opened when she brings it.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> > > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
> >never be able to support you.
> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> > > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
> > > them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> > > When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > How do you fix a woman's watch?
> > > You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > Why do men fart more than women?
> > > Because women can't shut up long enough to
> > > build up the required pressure.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the
> >front door, who do you let in first?
> > > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> > > A woman who won't do what she's told.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > I married a Miss Right.
> > > I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> > > a woman's sex drive by 90%.
> > > It's called a Wedding Cake.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > Why do men die before their wives?
> > > They want to.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > Women will never be equal to men until they can
> > > walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
> > > gut, and still think they are sexy.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> > > Then God created Man and rested.
> > > Then God created Woman.
> > > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
> > > to the select few women who can handle the truth !
> > >
>
 

Hanta Yo

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Jason, I'l be waaaaaaiiiiiiiting for the moment to slam dunk you, pard. Look what you started. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

I don't get even, I get ahead.

Slam dunk, pard 8 ...

Remember that ?????

Hey, Jase

You made fun of my "handle" which had nothing to do with the Hanta Virus

Hanta Yo is a war cry from the Sioux. You ought to read the book, it might teach you something. 8) Our Marine used the war cry during basic training to keep his group together...

We've received the same email several times, I just send it to the trash. Why did you have to post it here? :shock:

Ladies, I think give him some crap, he deserves it :wink:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.




I'VE SEEN THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!!! So that means we're equal!!!!!!!!

(but I hope I don't ever see her again)
 

IL Rancher

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Hanta, in danger of being caught in the crossfire.. It as Juan who posted this, not Jason.. Unless Juan's real name is Jason, than I respectively step back into the shadows.... I need an emoticon for runs and ducks for cover.

:lol:
 

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