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What would you do?

Soapweed

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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.
 

Bruce

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Friend of mine was an avid fisherman, I mean rain sleet or snow every Sat. he went fishing without fail.
After year's of his Saturday ritual one Sat. morning he backed his boat out of the carport into almost hurricane weather, for the first time ever he said the heck with it went back in the house quietly undressed and snuggled back into bed with his wife saying "It's almost a hurricane out there" She replied " Ya and my idiot husband is out fishing in it" :shock:

Then the fight started :lol:
 

balestabber

Well-known member
i'd learn how to use my camera.
i knew a guy who got caught once,and got his picture taken,he said,


'it will forever be a memory'
 

John SD

Well-known member
balestabber said:
i'd learn how to use my camera.
i knew a guy who got caught once,and got his picture taken,he said,


'it will forever be a memory'

Was it a game camera? :wink: :lol: :D
 

balestabber

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yep,,well kinda.it was 1978,,maybe before trail cams were discovered,but he was caught in the game. :lol: so much of this thread is real.it was the year bradshaw was qb and the steelers were in the superbowl.the same guy had tickets to the steelers/kc chiefs game.lol
 
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