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What's the Moral of the Story? (lol...passin thru) ;)

EastTexasGal

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What's the Moral of the Story?


A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a
tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being
such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."

Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female
 

passin thru

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Moral has to be either what you said 0or possibly:

You never win an argument with a woman

A bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush.

Keep your mouth shut and Smile

or single women do not pass gas, because they don't have an a*****e till they get married
 

EastTexasGal

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LOL..well JB I think ya got it better than the rest!! lmao tooo funny!! but as usual we never know what to expect out of you guys on here ! :lol: :lol: :p
 

Judith

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If all fairies are female, where do the baby fairies come from?

Gosh, just when I thought I had the reproduction thing worked out......LOL
 

ranchwife

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katrina said:
My question what is a boy fairy called??? Aw man.....Jigs is rubbing off on me........ :roll: :roll:

wayyyyy tooo funnyyyyy!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
will be interesting to hear his reply!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

passin thru

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I found this.........scroll down




I am sure







this pic







has to be




Jigs in his younger days





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jigs

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passin thru said:
I found this.........scroll down




I am sure
this pic
has to be
Jigs in his younger days
_forme.jpg


well, this kinda falls along those lines....NO KIDS !

http://www.lunacytoons.com/tittiesandbeer.php
 
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