Where have all the poets gone????

[Northern Rancher]

I stopped in at he Robin's Nest
And heard Shelley say Haymaker's just the best
I pndered his comments about girls asses
And looked at Shelley's prescription glasses
It had to be she likes to jest

Damn I hate limericks lol

 

[Denny]

:wink:

There was a man from Cass
who'es Balls were made of Brass
In stormy weather they'd clang together
And lightning shot out his ASS....

 

[Been There]

Though she tried with all her might,
he had made the gate too tight.
But she knew just what to do,
and a gentle nudge or two,
with the pickup, loosened it just right.