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Where is God??????????

Goodpasture

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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
 

fedup2

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One to go with it.

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the Foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It Was covered with Names with small American flags mounted on either side Of it.

The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for Some time, so the Pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and Said quietly, 'Good Morning, Alex.'

'Good morning, Pastor,' he replied, still focused on The plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?' he asked.

The pastor said, 'Well, son, it's a memorial to all The young men and Women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the Large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, Asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'
 
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