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Where is Oldtimer I have something for him

Tam

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We all know how Oldtimer likes Late Night TV jokes about the President so here are a few just for him. :wink:

“Today marks 100 days of President Obama being in office, which is a big deal because 100 days is when his warranty runs out. We couldn’t return him now even if we wanted to.” --Jimmy Kimmel

"President Barack Obama told his Cabinet yesterday to insure that every taxpayer dollar is spent wisely. But there was one embarrassing moment when he had to explain to the Cabinet what a taxpayer was." --Jay Leno

"President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley -- all dependents." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be cleaned up by future generations." --Jay Leno

"Well, the wait is over. The Obamas have chosen a new White House dog. It is a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Very cute dog. Their first choice was a wheaten terrier, but it was arrested for tax evasion." --Jimmy Fallon


"So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box set. So, it looks like they're saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the Pope." --Jay Leno

"As you know by now, the government is now taking an active role in the auto business. President Obama offering hope, change, and 0 percent financing." --Jay Leno

"President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans to fire the CEO's of BMW and Volkswagen." --David Letterman

"President Obama got some good news today. It seems so many of his cabinet appointees have been forced to pay their back taxes, he now gets a finder's fee from the IRS." --Jay Leno

"President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax codes. He's concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that's just in his administration." --Jay Leno


Just for you Oldtimer. :wink:
 
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Anonymous

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redrobin said:
"Where is Oldtimer I have something for him?"

Macon probably banned him from pb.

Nope- still here...Just don't feel like rolling in the gutter with the fakes, phonies, and hypocrits that make up most of this board anymore and further their agenda of an everyone must think one way country...

(Now I figure that there should be enough for about 2-3 pages worth of attacks from the multiposters frauds and no cajone anonymous folks... :wink: :lol: )
 

Sandhusker

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We just want to know if you're ready to admit you were wrong when you decided to support the fake, phony, and hypocrite (among other things) that is in the White House yet.
 
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Anonymous

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Sandhusker said:
We just want to know if you're ready to admit you were wrong when you decided to support the fake, phony, and hypocrite (among other things) that is in the White House yet.

And the alternate choice was :???:
 

redrobin

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
redrobin said:
"Where is Oldtimer I have something for him?"

Macon probably banned him from pb.

Nope- still here...Just don't feel like rolling in the gutter with the fakes, phonies, and hypocrits that make up most of this board anymore and further their agenda of an everyone must think one way country...

(Now I figure that there should be enough for about 2-3 pages worth of attacks from the multiposters frauds and no cajone anonymous folks... :wink: :lol: )
You've insinuated several good folks here are fakes and phonies etc. Name them. A law man like you knows that when you make general accusations no one can defend themselves. Say who is a fake and give their well known alias and their psudo-alias.
 

Larrry

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Oldtimer said:
redrobin said:
"Where is Oldtimer I have something for him?"

Macon probably banned him from pb.

Nope- still here...Just don't feel like rolling in the gutter with the fakes, phonies, and hypocrits that make up most of this board anymore and further their agenda of an everyone must think one way country...

(Now I figure that there should be enough for about 2-3 pages worth of attacks from the multiposters frauds and no cajone anonymous folks... :wink: :lol: )

Nope ot you can't throw out you bs trying to condemn everyone who might post. You made your bed(wild leftwingernut bs) now lie in it.
So if you can't back up your crap and don't want anyone to second guess you then maybe you should take up knitting or a few more shots of bourbon and drown your sorrows.
 

loomixguy

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Larrry said:
Nope ot you can't throw out you bs trying to condemn everyone who might post. You made your bed(wild leftwingernut bs) now lie in it.
So if you can't back up your crap and don't want anyone to second guess you then maybe you should take up knitting or a few more shots of bourbon and drown your sorrows.

Maybe after enough bourbon he might have an "accident" with the knitting needles...... :wink:
 

Sandhusker

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Oldtimer said:
Sandhusker said:
We just want to know if you're ready to admit you were wrong when you decided to support the fake, phony, and hypocrite (among other things) that is in the White House yet.

And the alternate choice was :???:

Can you name any of the candidates from either party that would of been worse (sans Biden)?
 

jigs

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Oldtimer said:
Sandhusker said:
We just want to know if you're ready to admit you were wrong when you decided to support the fake, phony, and hypocrite (among other things) that is in the White House yet.

And the alternate choice was :???:
I saw a definate difference in the two that were running. one was a man who went to war for the country he loved. the other maried a woman who was never proud of this nation till the let Barry run for office

one candidate served time as a P.O.W. the other built a million dollar residence while working as a community organizer

one candidate believes he owes his nation so he served it, the other believes everyone owes him.

one candidate has a list of enemy kilss, the other a list of people he owes "favors" to.

one candidate loves America the other is a no account commie who hates to see people succeed, and vows to STEAL from the producer to give to the lazy and worthless. he ain't no Robin Hood, just a robber from the hood.


odd, I started out describing Mc Cain and Obozo, but then as I re-read it, it could have been mcCain and a tubby old crooked sherriff from Montana
 

Larrry

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Oldtimer said:
Sandhusker said:
We just want to know if you're ready to admit you were wrong when you decided to support the fake, phony, and hypocrite (among other things) that is in the White House yet.

And the alternate choice was :???:

Heck Rodney King, Forrest Gump or even Donald Duck could do better than odumbo
 

hopalong

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Oldtimer said:
redrobin said:
"Where is Oldtimer I have something for him?"

Macon probably banned him from pb.

Nope- still here...Just don't feel like rolling in the gutter with the fakes, phonies, and hypocrits that make up most of this board anymore and further their agenda of an everyone must think one way country...

(Now I figure that there should be enough for about 2-3 pages worth of attacks from the multiposters frauds and no cajone anonymous folks... :wink: :lol: )

So you use that excuse because you cannot admit you made a bad decision?
 

Liveoak

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
Sandhusker said:
We just want to know if you're ready to admit you were wrong when you decided to support the fake, phony, and hypocrite (among other things) that is in the White House yet.

And the alternate choice was :???:

Your right, OT. Although I fovored McCain, I wasn't jumping up and down about it. Although Obama has a lot of pedlin to do to make things right, I give him a little credit for changing his attitude on the important of our soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. And I'm also glad he's fond of Predator drones! :D
 

hopalong

Well-known member
redrobin said:
Oldtimer said:
redrobin said:
"Where is Oldtimer I have something for him?"

Macon probably banned him from pb.

Nope- still here...Just don't feel like rolling in the gutter with the fakes, phonies, and hypocrits that make up most of this board anymore and further their agenda of an everyone must think one way country...

(Now I figure that there should be enough for about 2-3 pages worth of attacks from the multiposters frauds and no cajone anonymous folks... :wink: :lol: )
You've insinuated several good folks here are fakes and phonies etc. Name them. A law man like you knows that when you make general accusations no one can defend themselves. Say who is a fake and give their well known alias and their psud-alias.

Yea like that will ever happen!!
hasn't in the past won't happen now, the liabilities are to great :wink: :wink:
 
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