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Who Knew!!!

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Got this in an email...and thought I'd share it with you all LOL

Well, who knew!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean clothe
dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects
the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse
the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy
hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill
them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back
as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol
oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me . I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
 

katrina

Well-known member
Yeah right!!!!!! I might be blonde, But I'm not that blonde!!!!
You're not fooling me after the wd-40.... Oh Cal were are you????
 

DJL

Well-known member
My first thought too was to let Katrina try it all first. My second thought was why waste perfectly good vodka as a cleaning agent?
 

katrina

Well-known member
Great for hair conditioner too... Two teaspoons in the palm of your hand, rub vigorously into the scalp...... Whaaaa laaaaa beautiful hair!!!!
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive.

I'm thankin if you drink enuff of it, that bandage won't hurt when it comes off anyway.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

Can't you just see this...it'd be like lil kids and water guns......squirt squirt on the tub or shower....and squirt squirt in the mouth a time or two durin the process.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean clothe
dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
germs.

And why do you need clean glasses when your drinkin vodka???? ya aint gonna be able to see strait anyhow!!!!

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects
the blade and prevents rusting.

Drink enuff of it, ya won't care whether you have a few nicks and cuts on yer legs :?

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

Again...if you hadn't drank so much vodka to start with you wouldnt be vomitin on the floor!!!!

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse
the skin and tighten pores.

Since when do alcoholics care if they have big pores?

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy
hair.

Sure seems to be a connection here...vodka and showers, shampoo.....are we sure vodka doesn't cause an uncontrollable urge to get in the water?

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill
them.

Drink the vodka and run like crazy.....

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

Black eyes??? caused from drinkin too much vodka and gettin bullet proof and thinkin yer ten feet tall.....then gettin yer butt kicked cuz yer really not. LOL

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
and pains.

Aches n pains....ya mean like black eyes?

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back
as a liniment.

It's not fever....its withdrawels!!!!

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

I love this one....hahahahah wash yer feet with soap n water..that works too.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

Don't swim in jellyfish infested water......good grief...take a bath or a shower!!!!

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol
oil from your skin.

Shouldn't have fell down while you was drunk in the poison ivy!!!!

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Just drink it.....and quit makin up excuses about a toothache!!!





ALL MY ADVICE AND I'VE NEVER EVEN DRANK VODKA!!!!!
 

jigs

Well-known member
the wd 40 fiasco is rather hysterical ......but I am wondering if you talked your husband into using the windex as a rust penetrator???? if you did, then you are one crafty woman!
 

Jassy

Well-known member
LOL...I'm thinking I'd take a swig or two of vodka before soaking the bandaide with it...that way it wouldn't hurt AT ALL!..lol
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
I just couldnt help it....I read it in the email n thought it was funny, then I posted it......then came back and read it again....and had to reply to em.

Thanks Jassy for emailin it to me :D
 
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