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Why Computers Sometimes Crash by Dr.Seuss

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Feb 10, 2005
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Why Computers Sometimes Crash!
by Dr. Seuss

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your
floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking< BR>icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause
the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want
to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons
the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have
to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then
quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Well.......that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives

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