Wife and I was talkin', one day in the truck.
Winnin' the lotto, wouldn't that be the luck?
She sits up and asks, "Now what would you do
if we hit it big? Just 'tween me and you."
Me, I ponders a spell and looks at her face.
Says I with a grin, "I'd beef up this place."
"You're crazy," says she. "I'd be on the sand,
snappin' my fingers and gettin' a tan."
I thinks on it some. Wouldn't that be cute.
Some floweredy shorts, my spurs and my boots.
I asks her right then, "Who'd be tendin' the stock?"
"Husband," she says, "your heads like a rock."
She balls up her fist and shakes it about.
"You're thick as they come, I should take you out."
So, I'm thinkin' that winnin' seems like lots of strife.
Just dreamin' about it most near cost me my life.
Cowhand don't gamble, 'cause try as you might,
how to spend the loot, just ain't worth the fight.
Winnin' the lotto, wouldn't that be the luck?
She sits up and asks, "Now what would you do
if we hit it big? Just 'tween me and you."
Me, I ponders a spell and looks at her face.
Says I with a grin, "I'd beef up this place."
"You're crazy," says she. "I'd be on the sand,
snappin' my fingers and gettin' a tan."
I thinks on it some. Wouldn't that be cute.
Some floweredy shorts, my spurs and my boots.
I asks her right then, "Who'd be tendin' the stock?"
"Husband," she says, "your heads like a rock."
She balls up her fist and shakes it about.
"You're thick as they come, I should take you out."
So, I'm thinkin' that winnin' seems like lots of strife.
Just dreamin' about it most near cost me my life.
Cowhand don't gamble, 'cause try as you might,
how to spend the loot, just ain't worth the fight.