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Why cowhands shouldn't play the lottery

Rafter G

Active member
Wife and I was talkin', one day in the truck.
Winnin' the lotto, wouldn't that be the luck?

She sits up and asks, "Now what would you do
if we hit it big? Just 'tween me and you."

Me, I ponders a spell and looks at her face.
Says I with a grin, "I'd beef up this place."

"You're crazy," says she. "I'd be on the sand,
snappin' my fingers and gettin' a tan."

I thinks on it some. Wouldn't that be cute.
Some floweredy shorts, my spurs and my boots.

I asks her right then, "Who'd be tendin' the stock?"
"Husband," she says, "your heads like a rock."

She balls up her fist and shakes it about.
"You're thick as they come, I should take you out."

So, I'm thinkin' that winnin' seems like lots of strife.
Just dreamin' about it most near cost me my life.

Cowhand don't gamble, 'cause try as you might,
how to spend the loot, just ain't worth the fight.
 

ranchwife

Well-known member
ohhhhhhh......I am SOOOOO gonna make sure cowboyup reads this one!! He never fails to buy a powerball ticket when the jackpot gets really high!! I know him, though.....if he ever won, he'd just keep ranching til it was all gone!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

sw

Well-known member
Thats a good one, now cowboyup wouldn't do that, he'd be like me and get into a bigger place so you can lose money faster :oops:
 

jigs

Well-known member
a man comes home from work to find his wife in the bedroom with two suitcases on the bed....feverishly packing clothes into them.
hubby says" what are you doing?"
wife says " I won the lottery!!!! 400 million!!!! so I am packing up some clothes"
Where are we going asks the excited hubby

I don't give a damn, but you ain't going with me !
 
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