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Why didn't Oldtimer tell us about these?

Tam

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"People were mad that the President preempted 'American Idol.' I mean, halfway into the news conference, fans called in and tried to vote him off." --Jay Leno


"President Obama also announced a major faith-based program. His budget." --Jay Leno


"Earlier today, President Obama filled three of the remaining top jobs at the Treasury Department. Their job will be to collect taxes from all the other cabinet members that haven't paid them yet." --Jay Leno

"On '60 Minutes' the other night, if you saw the interview, reporter Steve Croft asked President Obama how he could laugh with all the financial trouble going on. And the President said it's necessary to have a measure of 'gallows humor to get you through the day.' You know why Obama likes gallows humor? It works much better for him than bowling humor." --Jay Leno

"The market rallied yesterday after the Treasury said it was going to help banks sell off their toxic assets. That's the big problem, banks can't sell toxic assets. Well, duh. I mean, I'm no economist, but maybe you should stop calling them toxic assets. Huh? Isn't that like KFC advertising salmonella chicken?" --Jay Leno

"The country of China is going to be doing a Broadway style play based on Karl Marx's book on communism. A play based on communism. You know, that's where capitalism has been replaced by the government taking over control of all private industries. Or as we call in this country, 'a stimulus package.'"--Jay Leno

"After Barack Obama was on the show Thursday, I got a phone call from Joe Biden going, 'Wow, what was it like to talk to the President?'" --Jay Leno

"The Obama Administration today unveiled their plan to deal with the so-called toxic assets. Those are those mortgage-backed securities all the financial institutions are holding. Apparently, the plan is to flood the banks with money, make them as liquid as possible, and then sort of soak up all these bad loans and take them away. See, they got this idea from watching those 'ShamWow' commercials." --Jay Leno

"Congress is now investigating the special treatment that 'Senator Dodge,' as we're calling him now, received from Countrywide Mortgage for a couple of mortgages. Senator Dodd has contended he didn't know he was getting special rates on the mortgages. And, really, to be fair, how would the Senate chairman of the banking committee have any idea what the normal lending rate would be? He would have no idea!" --Jay Leno

"Did you see this on '60 Minutes' last night? Michelle Obama is planting a vegetable garden on the White House lawn. You know the economy's bad when the Obamas are afraid of running out of food." --Jimmy Fallon

"Many people are complaining, though, that Obama is becoming too scripted. Last night, he was having an intimate moment with Michelle, and she said, 'Wait, are you reading the teleprompter?'" --Jimmy Fallon

"Voters in Iowa are already receiving phone calls about whether or not they approve of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. They're instructed to press one for 'yes' and two for 'you betcha!'" --Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama held a big press conference earlier tonight. He's on TV a lot these days. The only way Obama could get more TV time is if he had eight babies." --Craig Ferguson

"Obama had a town hall meeting with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Unfortunately the guy running the teleprompter screwed up and Obama wound up starting his speech by saying, 'I'll be back' and 'Hasta la vista baby.'" --Jimmy Kimmel

"How many watched the Obama speech on Tuesday night? If you didn't see it, I'll give you the short version. We're completely broke, and deeply in debt, but we're going to do a bank rescue, universal healthcare, give everybody a college education, have a bigger war in Afghanistan, cut the deficit in half, and cure cancer. We were this close to universal blow jobs." --Bill Maher
 

Big Muddy rancher

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"Did you see this on '60 Minutes' last night? Michelle Obama is planting a vegetable garden on the White House lawn. You know the economy's bad when the Obamas are afraid of running out of food." --Jimmy Fallon



Hey Mike any ideas on what they planted?
 

Mike

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Big Muddy rancher said:
"Did you see this on '60 Minutes' last night? Michelle Obama is planting a vegetable garden on the White House lawn. You know the economy's bad when the Obamas are afraid of running out of food." --Jimmy Fallon



Hey Mike any ideas on what they planted?

Collard greens and turnip greens for sure. It's too early yet to plant watermelons............. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wonder if they took a soil sample? :shock:

Whitehouse garden layout: (looks to be about 16 ft. X 30 ft.)

http://www.whitehouse.gov/assets/documents/garden_layout.pdf
 

Tam

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One of two things have happened here, either Oldtimer is still laughing at these late night comedians jokes or for some reason he doesn't think they are funny anymore Which is it Oldtimer? :wink:
 

Mike

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Tam said:
One of two things have happened here, either Oldtimer is still laughing at these late night comedians jokes or for some reason he doesn't think they are funny anymore Which is it Oldtimer? :wink:

He can't take it because:

WE TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

hypocritexposer

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He used to quote World Net Daily also, he doesn't do that anymore.

I don't know why, their articles are mostly supported by other news services also. Kind of a one stop shop for your news etc. Right leaning though.
 

Larrry

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Looks like polls and late night jokes are a thing of ot's past. He must be busy and went back to work to pay for those Urkel tax cuts he's gonna get.
 

Tam

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I just had a thought, Maybe :? he is busy using his vast amount of contacts to arrange for homes for the 17 Gitmo detainees that will be released on US soil due to the fact no other country will allow them in. Not even their home country of China. :wink:
 
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