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Why Men Are Happy

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Why Men Are Happy

Men Are Just Happy People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are Happy.
 

ranchwife

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FINALLY...answers as to why most men just grin and shake their heads when they watch us women run around trying to get ready to go somewhere or do something!!! The one about the Christmas Shoppin on December 24th sure is the truth...cowboyup waits til the VERY last minute to do his and always seems to be on target!! :roll: :wink: :lol:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Everything on your face stays its original color.


It DOES NOT!!!!!
......ok I was only gonna argue that 1.....but...what the heck it's late and I aint got nothin better to do.


Your last name stays put......not always, and sometimes more than once :p
The garage is all yours......what garage???
Wedding plans take care of themselves.....ok..thisn I'll agree
Chocolate is just another snack......it is THE SNACK!!!

You can be President......yeap, n I'll be yer campaign manager :lol2:
You can never be pregnant.......but you can get shot because someone's daughter IS!!!!!
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park........girls can too (if they are brave enuff)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.....same thang..might not get to stay long tho.
Car mechanics tell you the truth......marry a mechanic and you don't hafta put up with that stuff.

The world is your urinal...............all girls are NOT afraid of the outdoors :D
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.....see above
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.......neither do we..that's why we have men around :p
Same work, more pay. But we are catchin up!!!!
Wrinkles add character.......yer daddy told you that right?
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100......but ya don't git to keep it.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.......I'll hafta agree wif this'n too......

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected......in some cultures it's a complement on the meal.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet....mine either, cuz I don't buy new shoes..just keep havin my boots resoled LOL
One mood all the time. You know stuff about tanks. Tanks??? what's that gotta do with yer mood. LOL

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.....4 people family, 5 days....one suit case...
You can open all your own jars.....but you can't open a beer. ya want that done for you....geeze :p
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness....we just let you think that :lol2:

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack......but we'd look awful funny wearin yer underwear just cuz yer cheap :p
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.....one pair of boots is plenty.
You almost never have strap problems in public.....almost never????
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes......that's cuz yer beer gut has that white t-shirt stretched so tite :p :p :p
Everything on your face stays its original color.......are you sure? black eyes...??? gray beards????
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades....yup it's cuz yer bald.

You only have to shave your face and neck......because your wife/girlfriend hates the stubble.

You can play with toys all your life.......if you want LOL
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons....didn't we cover this earlier.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look........have you noticed folks starin at yer legs when your talkin to em :shock:
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife......I've done that before.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache...........I really feel for women that have mustaches :lol2:

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes......so THATS why we get crappy gifts!!!!!!
 

passin thru

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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park........girls can too (if they are brave enuff)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.....same thang..might not get to stay long tho

But 95% of us men should be kicked out if we dress like that :lol:
 

Shelly

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Lilly, you are priceless!!!! That crack about the T-shirt being stretched tight....... I'm still laughing! Way ta go, girl!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
 

Hanta Yo

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Jersey, you were on a ROLL!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :nod: :nod:

You go girl!!!!! :lol2: :lol2:
 

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