This guy with a winking problem goes in for a job interview to be a door to door salesman.
After the interview the boss says, "Well we'd love to hire you, but we can't have a salesman winking all the time. I'm sorry but I can't hire you."
The guy says, "Wait, I can make it stop. I just have to take two asprin." He digs in his pocket and proceeds to pull out a handful of condoms. Finds his asprin, pops a pair of them. Within a minute his winking stops.
The interviewer says, "That's great, but I can't have a womanizer as a salesman."
The guy says, "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy and asked for asprin while winking?"