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Winter Statistic

Yanuck

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A WINTER STATISTIC ...


98% OF CANADIANS SAY 'OH ****' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN' HERE.
 

MYT Farms

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Yanuck said:
A WINTER STATISTIC ...


98% OF CANADIANS SAY 'OH s***' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN' HERE.

Now, now, that other 2% is 'sposed to be from Iowa. I happen to know that them Iowegians would say somethin' like that. :D
 

Big Muddy rancher

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MYT Farms said:
Yanuck said:
A WINTER STATISTIC ...


98% OF CANADIANS SAY 'OH s***' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN' HERE.

Now, now, that other 2% is 'sposed to be from Iowa. I happen to know that them Iowegians would say somethin' like that. :D

You don't think I would :???: Who else plays with coyotes? :D :lol:
 

MYT Farms

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Big Muddy rancher said:
MYT Farms said:
Yanuck said:
A WINTER STATISTIC ...


98% OF CANADIANS SAY 'OH s***' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN' HERE.

Now, now, that other 2% is 'sposed to be from Iowa. I happen to know that them Iowegians would say somethin' like that. :D

You don't think I would :???: Who else plays with coyotes? :D :lol:

Naw, you'd say:

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try and hit that sucker....." :D
 

MsSage

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LOL hmmmm I guess I must be from Canada cuz the first time I drove in real snow I did/said the same thing OHHHHH SHEAT
But then I knew if I hit the back of his trailer (company)with his truck (personal) :shock: It was funny when he called to ask where I was and I told him to look in the passenger side mirror and his tone changed LOL
 

Denny

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MYT Farms said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
MYT Farms said:
Now, now, that other 2% is 'sposed to be from Iowa. I happen to know that them Iowegians would say somethin' like that. :D

You don't think I would :???: Who else plays with coyotes? :D :lol:

Naw, you'd say:

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try and hit that sucker....." :D




Oh I've got a story to go with this one.Last winter a friend was hauling 3 butcher cow's to the stockyards in a 16' bumper hitch stock trailer.He was headed south when a Timber Wolf was running towards the road.At 60 miles an hour he swept down in the ditch on the opposite side of the road and clipped the wolf.To here the story it was a very wild and bumpy ride.
 

Sundancer

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MYT Farms said:
Yanuck said:
A WINTER STATISTIC ...


98% OF CANADIANS SAY 'OH s***' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN' HERE.

Now, now, that other 2% is 'sposed to be from Iowa. I happen to know that them Iowegians would say somethin' like that. :D


What makes you think we drink, let alone drink and drive? Canadians like their beverages a lot more than we do. We have the sense to stay home if the roads are slippery. By the way, I think we are called "Iowans".
 

MYT Farms

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Sundancer said:
MYT Farms said:
Yanuck said:
A WINTER STATISTIC ...


98% OF CANADIANS SAY 'OH s***' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN' HERE.

Now, now, that other 2% is 'sposed to be from Iowa. I happen to know that them Iowegians would say somethin' like that. :D


What makes you think we drink, let alone drink and drive? Canadians like their beverages a lot more than we do. We have the sense to stay home if the roads are slippery. By the way, I think we are called "Iowans".

I happen to be an "Iowegian" myself by family. Dad's from back there. Hard to tell how you're 'sposed to say it. In fact, the family I have back there are mostly Methodist and certainly wouldn't be drinking and driving. The first time I heard this joke, it was targeted at folks from Iowa.
 

Northern Rancher

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My buddy ran over a big wolf last week-had to go get a rifle to finish him off-they're pretty thick this year quite a few getting done in. The funny thing is ravens probably kill more calves than wolves up here during calving.
 

Richard Doolittle

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Northern Rancher said:
My buddy ran over a big wolf last week-had to go get a rifle to finish him off-they're pretty thick this year quite a few getting done in. The funny thing is ravens probably kill more calves than wolves up here during calving.

And here I thought ravens were native to Georgia :shock:
 
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