Winter Temperatures In Nebraska
60 above zero:
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Valentine sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Omaha gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool
hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it
gets cold.
0
People in Miami all die.
Nebraskan’s close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door
to door. (True!)
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskan’s get upset because they can't start the
pickups.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale.)
People in Nebraska start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
Don't laugh...most of these are true!!!!! Have a great Day...
60 above zero:
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Valentine sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Omaha gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool
hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it
gets cold.
0
People in Miami all die.
Nebraskan’s close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door
to door. (True!)
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskan’s get upset because they can't start the
pickups.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale.)
People in Nebraska start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
Don't laugh...most of these are true!!!!! Have a great Day...