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Winter Temps in Nebraska!!

Jassy

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Winter Temperatures In Nebraska

60 above zero:
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Valentine sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Omaha gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool
hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it
gets cold.

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People in Miami all die.
Nebraskan’s close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door
to door. (True!)

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskan’s get upset because they can't start the
pickups.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale.)
People in Nebraska start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.


Don't laugh...most of these are true!!!!! Have a great Day...
 

Soapweed

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It happened.

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jigs

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at what point do those Husker gals stop shaving their legs to help keep warm?? the few I dated really put on a winter coat!
 

hometowngurl

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jigs maybe your are alittle off, it is the EASTERN part of Nebrasky that has them confused suckers, not around here, too many necktie parties! :lol: :p :roll: :lol:
 

Brad S

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THis is my first winter in Nebraska, and this is the truth if I ever told it. One of the stores on Main Street in Gordon was having a sidewalk sale, and the bank said 34 degrees. About a dozen or more years ago I was staying in Valentine at the Raine (I liked Valentine before the hotel chains came in and I still stay at the Raine), and Doug Krause came by and picked me up about 6am. It was -5 and Doug went on about it being so nice out. About Valentine's Day this year it was -28 - never before been in that kind of cold. My unsympathetic big brother sez what the $#@% did you expect?


This is the nicest March I've ever experianced, I hope this is normal.
 

Jassy

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Anyday in Nebraska that the wind aint a blowing 40mph is a good day. My hubby and I went on a cruise to Alaska with Doug, and it was 50degrees there, and we all were sitting on the deck soaking up the sunshine...while most everyone else was freezing...lol Now that's a true Nebraskan! Don't get to comfortable in these warmer temps, cause April can sure bring some nasty spring storms!
 

cattleluvr18

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Jassy said:
Anyday in Nebraska that the wind aint a blowing 40mph is a good day. My hubby and I went on a cruise to Alaska with Doug, and it was 50degrees there, and we all were sitting on the deck soaking up the sunshine...while most everyone else was freezing...lol Now that's a true Nebraskan! Don't get to comfortable in these warmer temps, cause April can sure bring some nasty spring storms!
you said it best. nebraskan winds suck butt and they start in march and almost literally dont stop til about october. just because were tough dont mean you dont have to go all jelous. and eastern nebraska does NOT have the "confused suckers" thank you very much. im a proud EASTERN nebraskan and we are as normal as anybody else.
 
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