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Woman's Poem/Man's Poem

Faster horses

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This made me think of 2Blondes and her man-finding mission.
Read On:

A Woman's Poem:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks;
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A Man's Poem:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't
care.
 

Ranchy

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jigs, just play up the "fertilizer" part........should work, don'tcha think? :wink:

Cute, cute, cute poems............:nod: Thanks for sharing!
 

ranchwife

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you MEN just kill me!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I can't believe one of you has not mentioned "boat", "football", "fishing", "hunting" or "cheerleader" yet! :wink:
 

IL Rancher

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Wait, are you talkinga bout a cheerleadeer who owns a boat and won't mind it when I go fishing, hunting and like to watch football AND owns a bar and a golf course...

What's the catch? :lol: :lol:
 

Northern Rancher

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Ohh she don't have to be much for pretty as long as she's good for strong.I like a woman who says 'Honey you go fill my buck tag while I gut this deer for you' now that's a keeper.
 

Hanta Yo

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Northern Rancher said:
Ohh she don't have to be much for pretty as long as she's good for strong.I like a woman who says 'Honey you go fill my buck tag while I gut this deer for you' now that's a keeper.


Now, I have absolutely NO PROBS with THAT :!: :wink:
 

greg

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ranchwife said:
you MEN just kill me!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I can't believe one of you has not mentioned "boat", "football", "fishing", "hunting" or "cheerleader" yet! :wink:
8) Exactly-lose the golfcourse-add this list-then we got something
 
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