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This made me think of 2Blondes and her man-finding mission.
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A Woman's Poem:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks;
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A Man's Poem:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't
care.
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