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Women are evil

Yanuck

Well-known member
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding
the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale
in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver
when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been
in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to
be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more
shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest
of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful
cream slice complementary from the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's
condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished
your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband
has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went
ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping
trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock
care. And you'll now be his care giver!'

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. What did you buy?'
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
canadian angus said:
Have two daughters, one daughter in law and a significant other, a lovely wife and so I know who tells who!

CA

you better show them that joke then! time for this chick to hit the hay, pictures with Santa tomorrow, so I need lots of beauty sleep!
 
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