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Women explained using math.

Angus Cattle Shower

Well-known member
To find a woman, we're assuming you need a lot of time and a lot of money. So, we'll start with this equation:

Women = Time X Money

According to popular belief, "time is money".

Time = Money

Therefore, we have:

Women = Money X Money
or Women = Money(squared)

It is also common knowledge that "money is the root of all problems. Therefore:

Money = (the square root of)Problems

So to subsitute into the equation we have:

Women={(the square root of)Problems(squared)}

Since the square root cancels out the squared, the solution is simple:

Women = Problems
 

Turkey Track Bar

Well-known member
Angus Cattle Shower said:
To find a woman, we're assuming you need a lot of time and a lot of money. So, we'll start with this equation:

Women = Time X Money

According to popular belief, "time is money".

Time = Money

Therefore, we have:

Women = Money X Money
or Women = Money(squared)

It is also common knowledge that "money is the root of all problems. Therefore:

Money = (the square root of)Problems

So to subsitute into the equation we have:

Women={(the square root of)Problems(squared)}

Since the square root cancels out the squared, the solution is simple:

Women = Problems

Looks like my tutorial helped.... :lol: :wink: :lol:

Get to studyin' and quit worryin' 'bout the wimmenfolk :D

Cheers---

TTB :wink:
 

Big Muddy rancher

Well-known member
Turkey Track Bar said:
Angus Cattle Shower said:
To find a woman, we're assuming you need a lot of time and a lot of money. So, we'll start with this equation:

Women = Time X Money

According to popular belief, "time is money".

Time = Money

Therefore, we have:

Women = Money X Money
or Women = Money(squared)

It is also common knowledge that "money is the root of all problems. Therefore:

Money = (the square root of)Problems

So to subsitute into the equation we have:

Women={(the square root of)Problems(squared)}

Since the square root cancels out the squared, the solution is simple:

Women = Problems

Looks like my tutorial helped.... :lol: :wink: :lol:

Get to studyin' and quit worryin' 'bout the wimmenfolk :D

Cheers---

TTB :wink:

Quite the student you have TTB. You've taught him well. :wink:
 
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Anonymous

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Turkey Track Bar said:
Get to studyin' and quit worryin' 'bout the wimmenfolk :D

Cheers---

TTB :wink:

Now you're starting to sound like one of my old teachers :shock: They never agreed with my priorities either :wink: :lol:
 

jigs

Well-known member
cabbage for lunch, with ham and beans for supper...three days in a row.

promise ya, the women will leave you alone
 
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