WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him
when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire
him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and
forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in
to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though
he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most
confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey.
It's whiskey that does all that.
Never mind.