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you may be a taliban if.....

jigs

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YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF ...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but you routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one...

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
 

Triangle Bar

Well-known member
11. You convince others to commit murder by suicide while you stay safely at home.

12. You teach your children the best way to heaven is to murder an infidel.
 
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