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You Might Be a Teacher If...

katrina

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You Might Be a Teacher If...
You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on report cards.

You correct a total stranger's grammar errors.

You cringe whenever someone says, "At least you get three months vacation."

You hand pieces of paper to your friends and make them spit out their gum in front of you.

You have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way they are," after meeting the parents.

You send another adult to detention for using four-letter words in public...

You are thrilled that April Fool's Day fell on a Saturday this year!

You think it's normal to go through four years of college to earn a salary that's below the poverty line.

You think people should get government permits before they can reproduce.

You blow your whistle at misbehaving kids in Target

Your voice is permanently set on high volume from attempting to be heard over students' voices day after day.

You've ever said "Put that gum on your nose!"
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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You don't hafta be a teacher to think:

"Now I understand why your kid is the way they are," after meeting the parents



people should get government permits before they can reproduce.

:D :D :D
 

MTgirl

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Some of my favs....

Are You A TRUE Elementary School Teacher?


1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?


2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?


3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?

4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?

5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time"?


6. Do you declare "no cuts" when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?


7. Do you say "I like the way you did that" to the mechanic who repairs your car nice?

8. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?

9. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?

10. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?

11. Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?

12. Do you ask a quiet person at a party if he has something to share with the group?
 

nr

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Those of us raised by a teacher have some of the same problem traits but I just now understand! :roll:
 

Mrs.Greg

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I'm copying these and sending to our DIL to be,she'll get a chuckle out of them.She teaches at a Hutterite Colony School so could probably add some interesting ones of her own.
 
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