VB RANCH
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>> How's this for apocalyptic literature.
>> This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant.
>>
>>
>>
>> And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land Called America ,
>> having lost their morals, their initiative, and their Will to defend their liberties,
>> chose as their Supreme Leader that Person known as "The One."
>>
>> He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning;
>> but He Hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you."
>> My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego,
>> and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence.
>> I shall save you with Hope and Change.
>> Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the Land that he who preceded me
>> is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed.
>> And the people rejoiced,
>> For even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised
>> that it was good; and they believed.
>> And "The One" said " We live in The greatest country in the world.
>> Help me change everything about it!"
>> And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
>> Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."
>> And the People said "Sock it to them!"
>> "And redistribute their wealth."
>> And the people said, "Show us the money!"
>> And the he said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."
>>
>> And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me?
>> You're going to Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"
>> And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal
>> records were hacked and publicized.
>> One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"
>> And she was banished from the kingdom.
>>
>> Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having
>> zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with Radical terrorists?"
>> And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them
>> how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"
>> And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons
>> Into free cars for the people!"
>>
>> Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
>> And one, Lone voice said, "But 49% of us don't pay ANY taxes.
>> "So "The One" Said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
>> And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
>> Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"
>> And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
>> And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker
>> and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every Person unlimited healthcare
>> and medicine and transportation to the Clinics."
>> (And no Muslim shall pay for their share of healthcare.)
>> And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
>> Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
>> And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
>>
>> Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
>> Electricity rates will skyrocket!"
>> And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal!
>> But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
>> So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to cover
>> your expenses, we shall bail you out.
>> Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
>> Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.
>> Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches,
>> Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...
>> " And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
>>
>> And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes,
>> raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business
>> and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
>> The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl.
>> and more of the people were without a means of support.
>>
>> Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah – and I'm here To save you!
>> We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
>> But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth
>> a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...
>> And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
>> And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
>> Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power.
>> Now you shall play by our rules!"
>>
>> And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
>> But yea, verily, it was too late.
>> The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him,
>> and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more;
>> and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
>> And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison
>> that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
>>
>> And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
>> "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"
>> But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
>>
>> You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW
>>
>>
>> THIS really tells it like it is.
>> After reading it -- and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up –
>> forward it to your friends and those you know who care about our country
>> and what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obamanation.
>>
>> P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny.. Tragic, but not funny;
>> Tragic but true.
>>
>> IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING.... JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK A FEW MORE TIMES REALLY HARD.
>
>>
>> How's this for apocalyptic literature.
>> This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant.
>>
>>
>>
>> And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land Called America ,
>> having lost their morals, their initiative, and their Will to defend their liberties,
>> chose as their Supreme Leader that Person known as "The One."
>>
>> He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning;
>> but He Hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you."
>> My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego,
>> and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence.
>> I shall save you with Hope and Change.
>> Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the Land that he who preceded me
>> is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed.
>> And the people rejoiced,
>> For even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised
>> that it was good; and they believed.
>> And "The One" said " We live in The greatest country in the world.
>> Help me change everything about it!"
>> And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
>> Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."
>> And the People said "Sock it to them!"
>> "And redistribute their wealth."
>> And the people said, "Show us the money!"
>> And the he said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."
>>
>> And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me?
>> You're going to Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"
>> And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal
>> records were hacked and publicized.
>> One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"
>> And she was banished from the kingdom.
>>
>> Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having
>> zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with Radical terrorists?"
>> And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them
>> how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"
>> And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons
>> Into free cars for the people!"
>>
>> Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
>> And one, Lone voice said, "But 49% of us don't pay ANY taxes.
>> "So "The One" Said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
>> And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
>> Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"
>> And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
>> And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker
>> and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every Person unlimited healthcare
>> and medicine and transportation to the Clinics."
>> (And no Muslim shall pay for their share of healthcare.)
>> And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
>> Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
>> And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
>>
>> Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
>> Electricity rates will skyrocket!"
>> And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal!
>> But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
>> So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to cover
>> your expenses, we shall bail you out.
>> Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
>> Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.
>> Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches,
>> Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...
>> " And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
>>
>> And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes,
>> raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business
>> and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
>> The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl.
>> and more of the people were without a means of support.
>>
>> Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah – and I'm here To save you!
>> We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
>> But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth
>> a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...
>> And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
>> And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
>> Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power.
>> Now you shall play by our rules!"
>>
>> And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
>> But yea, verily, it was too late.
>> The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him,
>> and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more;
>> and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
>> And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison
>> that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
>>
>> And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
>> "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"
>> But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
>>
>> You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW
>>
>>
>> THIS really tells it like it is.
>> After reading it -- and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up –
>> forward it to your friends and those you know who care about our country
>> and what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obamanation.
>>
>> P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny.. Tragic, but not funny;
>> Tragic but true.
>>
>> IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING.... JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK A FEW MORE TIMES REALLY HARD.