The 'real ranches' are in East and Northeast Oregon. They have bid gatherings, sort and work cattle in the old way by horseback without squeeze chutes.
How about a reason not to assault any woman? Because of Cowboy Chivalry. Any man who strikes or physically abuses any woman should have a short quick ranch operation or be beaten to a pulp.
My 3 bottle heifers would eat anything. One time they broke into the milking parlor and ate a bunch nitrile milking gloves. I worried over this and watched their pies for days but they remained healthy with good appetite. No gloves were pooped out. Then came a heavy rain and washed down the...