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    A little beef poll

    I am not sure how I would set this up as a regular poll. If anyone knows how to do it, how about just question no.1 yes or no. Number 2 could be included in your comments. I am trying to do this in a way so we don’t get into the ‘border’ thing or anything else that might influence a honest...
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    Memorial Day

    by Kathlena Peebles[Copyright, 1996] Memorial Day, originally called Decoration Day, is a day set aside for remembrance of those who have died in our nations service. Memorial Day was first proclaimed on 5 May 1868 by General John Logan, in his General order number 11, and was first observed...
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    Mothers Day

    A Mother's Day Poem Author Unknown Another Mother's Day is here, Bringing joy and pleasures new, On this special day, Mother dear, I want to remember you I cannot give you costly gifts, And I've told you this before, No matter what I give to you, You give back much, much more I'm giving...
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    The Biker & the Lion

    A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion...
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    New e-mail scam!

    This warning came today from my e-mail provider. E-Mail Scam - New IRS E-Mail Scams Use Rebate as Lure It's tax season again and the Internal Revenue Service is warning taxpayers to beware of current e-mail scams using the IRS name. In particular, watch for messages about the upcoming rebate...
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    Right to the gut!

    I recieved this in an e-mail and went to 'hoaxes and urban legends' to check it out. I could not find anything to verify or deny the following. I felt it was worth passing on. fedup2 ------------------------------------------------------------- Question...Where do you think the world would be...
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    If you have kids or grandkids!

    You might want to watch this. Its pretty awesome! http://www.childdrowningprevention.com/index.html
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    How Government works!

    This has been around for a long time but I still enjoy the explaination! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so...
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    The country preacher

    Country Preacher An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away...
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    The sensitive man

    The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are...
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    Ole & Lena!

    Ole, out on the golf course takes, a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancie , Lena, is still a...
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    Remus Rodham

    I checked the status of this and it is false. However I felt it was clever & funny enough to share anyway! :lol: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Remus Rodham Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary...
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    Parents wishes

    Turn your volume up. http://parentswish.com/site01/big.html Sent it to my daughters today.
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    50,000 Names (carved on the wall)

    Scroll down along with the music! http://mywebpages.comcast.net/singingman7/TNOTW.htm
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    The little angel on top of the tree!

    Ever wonder how that little angel got on the top of all the Christmas trees? Santa was having a terrible day. He checked on the Elves & found them all lying around with hangovers. They said they didn’t feel like working today. He checked on the raindeer and Rudolf’s nose wouldn’t light! All...
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    Canadian tourism website!

    These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck. Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be...
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    The enemy of my enemy is my friend!

    Some thoughts to pi$$ everyone off! At times I am amazed at the double talk that takes place on this forum! I read Canadians crying that COOL is nothing but a trade barrier. The next post, there are several saying “our people have been going out of their way to buy our beef! A product of...
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    It does nothing!

    Someone put a lot of time and work in this thing and "It does nothing"! :shock: Pretty darn neat though! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ddCXUeub4
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    A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes...
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    Mathematical poetry meets fundamentalism

    I got this in an e-mail so have not verified if it is true, it is interesting either way! :lol: :lol: :lol: Subject: mathematical poetry meets fundamentalism The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so...