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    A new look, a new start for a vet

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    Another story from our trip to Chicago: We were stuck in the airport so decided to have a meal. We struck up a conversation with a man at the table next to ours. He was born in Liberia, Africa. (His great-grandparents actually were slaves in America but got to return to Africa when President...
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    I'm gonna run right out and help this guy with his box

    I got all excited seeing I had a Private Message on Ranchersnet. Did anybody else receive this PM? Maybe only I was chosen as being the most ignorant rancher. "I am Tony male, 24years old. Actually, I need your assistance in completing a project in UNITED KINGDOM, LONDON. it's a deposit that...
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    a modernized digital nativity story

    I hope you enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZrf0PbAGSk&NR=1
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    It was just an urban legend so they say...

    I googled "snopes, dwarf, census" and they said that story about the dwarf census taker being locked in a closet (which I heard from a friend told as a true story) was actually a legend circulating as least since Feb. I should be more wary about posting. :(
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    Funny true story (but totally politically incorrect)

    A friend here told us last night that her friend was at work when her Downs Syndrome son called her and said he'd caught a gnome. She couldn't think what word her son meant and kept asking him to repeat what he'd found while trying to think of what word he could be trying to say. He became more...
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    People on a British gardening forum I’m on are currently sharing their funny denture experiences (which has nothing to do with gardening and just shows how far afield we can get). I hope you laugh as much as my hubby and I did. .... “We were out in a boat...
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    Just read in the news about the "expected" grasshopper invasion and hoping you get a cold wet spring to kill the nymphs off. It said the govt had spent $5.9 million (if I remember) to count the number of grasshoppers in each state which wiped out its budget so now has nothing to give to kill...
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    For all you Word Lovers

    Don't know if this was ever posted but too cute: 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count...
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    "Miss" Who?

    Have any of you rec'd a PM from this art-eest? "From Miss Flornic I am very greatful to read your profile in www.ranchers.net and i will like to invest with you so please i will like you to reply in this my private email address so that i can detail you more and how i need your assistance in...
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    Bubba in Texas

    Subject: Bubba in Texas > > > After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and > came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. > > Not to be out-done by the New...
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    Some (funny) new Definitions

    Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how...
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    Please, Highjack this Thread

    I'm watching an old 1944 movie "To Have and Have Not" with Humphry Bogart because I'm too stiff to move out of my sofa tonight. The guy just bought gas for his boat and complained it cost 28 cents per gallon! Those were the days.
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    Probably not news in your area, but cougar are BIG news here

    This might turn out to be a real attack: http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/30754579.html
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    TurkeyTrackBar's recommendation-The Last Lecture

    TTB recommended this book on another thread. I also read it, then found the author actually giving his last lecture before he died. He is funny and makes some very good points. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo&feature=related
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    MERLE'S DOOR, an interesting dog book

    I'm halfway through this book about an intelligent yellow lab mix hunter type dog and it's writer/owner who doesn't believe in the standard training for dogs but lets the dog problem-solve himself. Very enjoyable with its mix of current science and biography. What did the rest of you think...
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    Earthquake safety- new idea compared to earlier instruct'n

    This was emailed to me and I have no idea if it is true though it sounds reasonable: Is this ever an eye opener. Directly opposite of what we've been taught over the years! I can remember in school being told to, 'duck and cover' or stand in a doorway during an earthquake. This guy's findings is...
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    Shift Happens

    This takes 8 min. to watch but presents plenty to think about concerning the future. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMcfrLYDm2U&feature=related
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    Our Memorial Day weekend pictures

    Backyard tenting with grandma: two of the grandkids enjoyed the night with bullfrog chorus (racket) and slept soundly while I heard every noise Cold water didn't stop the grandkids from getting a jump on the season One grand-dgt got "homesick" : )
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    Gas prices in your area

    This may have been posted already and I missed it but it is an internet site where you plug in your zip code and it tells all the gas stations in the area and their prices for regular and diesel fuel. http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx