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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the...

Take a look around Greensburg KS and tell everyone you see how blessed you are! http://www.kansas.com/static/slides/050507tornadoaerials/

A plan to save bankrupt airlines: Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking' strippers! What the heck? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the...

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he...

for our pastor tomorrow evening, any of you poets or story tellers got any good lines I might borrow? I'm not a very elequant speaker on my own.

when they are giving flash flood reports for town and say"water was running 6 to 8 inches deep in some areas"

I serve on the committe that organizes an events day for the fair. We have the usual roping events,wild cow milking, wild horse race, barrels, hangmans race ,rawhide drag, and a bucket race(musical chairs on horse back). This is not a ranch rodeo, we do that a different night. Does anyone have...

I'm always questioning what a yearling bull can do. I rented some new ground this year, holds 76 pair in 1/2 section traps that we will rotate every 3 weeks. What I'm argueing with myself about is, will one mature bull and one yearling cover this good or should I go get another yearling? I...

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find...

LOST A COW YESTERDAY DUE TO HEMROGING FROM PROLASPE. I CANT GET A NURSING RESPONSE FROM THE CALF ON A BOTTLE. WENT AND GOT A LAMB NIPPLE TODAY, STILL NO RESPONSE. HAVE LET MILK RUN DOWN MY FINGER TO HIS MOUTH , ANY MORE IDEAS???? I POSTED A FEW TIMES AS LONGJOHN, BUT WHEN I CHANGED ISP's THE...