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A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle." said the little boy. After a moment of consideration, the preacher...

HOW IS NORMA? A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an...

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the...

NR, I know your into GFG and some others on this board might be also. What, exactly, does Grass Fed Genetics (GFG) mean? The phrase, to me, conjurs up the implication that some cattle do better on grass than others. But, that really wouldn't makes sense given that most pasture cattle eat...

One Man's Wish A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Thank you, Lord...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as... *Knowing...

Well, someone finally did it :shock: ! Created an internet dating site just for farmers. Was reading through my monthly "Texas Co-Op Power" magazine and noticed the article. Farmers.Only.com The ingenuity of American business always at work!

"The Association of American Medical Colleges reports that 113 of the nation's 126 medical schools now include discussion of complementary and alternative therapies in conventional medical courses. Seventy-seven offer standalone electives in such approaches as traditional Chinese Medicine and...

Comments made in the year 1955! (That's only 54 years ago!) 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00. 'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2,000..00 will only...

Marion County Sheriff's Office / AP Elise Egan, 53, of Dunnellon, Fla., has been charged with abuse of a disabled adult. Woman charged over steak attack DUNNELLON, Fla. - A Florida woman has been arrested after allegedly hitting her boyfriend in the head with a raw steak. According to a...

And it's been said that the Bobcat is no threat to the Whtetail Deer population

Perks of “middle age”: 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is...

So, it's the Packers vs the Vikings this coming Monday night. Will the Vikings go 4-0 or will Brett Favre choke against his old team?

A lot of ranchers have experienced drought this year or are still experiencing it. When cattle prices are down and hay supplies are short ($'s), what do you base your decision on regarding what cattle to sell (assuming you do sell)?

I'm currently trying to sell a motorcycle and I listed it on the internet. This person contacts me by email, asks normal questions about the bike. I send more pictures etc and then I get this email from them: "Am very excited with the condition. This is what i will do in term of payment, I...

Got these pictures from a buddy of mine. From the ground to the bottom of the feeder measures 44 inches. Don't know if the pig was taken or not.

MATRIMONY? At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man" __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the...

I'm thinking about raising calves on strictly a grass diet all the way to the butcher (versus finishing them on grain). My question is, given two calves that were identical in feed efficiency numbers and genetics, how much longer, on average would it take the grass finished calf to mature (for...