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There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a farmer came along and shot him. The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. "therancher" just wanted to know what you...

A father and his son were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling. The father said "What should we do?" The son said "I'm gonna run for it." The father said "You can't outrun a mountain lion!" The son said "I don't have to outrun HIM-- I only have to outrun...