a hillary funny

[jigs]

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York
to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a
question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him
what his name is.
"Kenneth," the boy replies.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:

"First - whatever happened to the medical health care
plan you were paid to develop during your husband's
eight years in the office as President?"
"Second - why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the office?"

"Third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton
informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary
points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
"First - whatever happened to the medical health care
plan you were paid to develop during your husband's
eight years in the office as President?"
"Second - why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the office?"
"Third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"
"Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
early?"

"Fifth - Where's Kenneth?"

 

[Faster horses]

OOOUUUUUUUUUUHHH. That stung!! :shock:

Very good joke. I loved it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SHAWN]

Exellent!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[katrina]

Janet & Hillary

Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he's been last."

Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's politically correct' for ugly as a mud fence) does not mean I don't have to fight off occasional unwelcome advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet responded, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear Bill start to stir, and knew that he would want some action She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses up and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine.

Bill rolled over and said, "Janet, is that you?"