A Hunting Question

[Soapweed]

A Hunting Question

I'm looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question.

If I shoot a buck, but only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck?

I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male.
And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female.

I'm just wondering if the game warden will buy it, because society and the Supreme Court do.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Only in Hollywood

 

[Brad S]

Mixed up times indeed. Pretty funny query.

I think you'll be alright as long as you are using a spotlight out of a pickup on federal land and drinking. Likely won't even notice the sex of your tag.

 

[Colin]

Depends on where you shoot him/her... Is it 'pre-op' or 'post-op'?