Lenahorse
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I enjoy this board but don't post much, but I will share this one with you.
Our weekend, I don't usually laugh much but this weekend topped it all for me. We have some neighbors down the road that moved in about a year ago, city folk at heart but good people. Tommy retired, and his 90 year old mother and wife Jan. I can hardly type this with out just laughing out loud again; we almost lost our supper when they told it to us.
They took grandma down the road to see Mrs. Evans about her age for a visit. Mrs. Evans has a small bulldog with eyes that look like they are going to pop out of his head with a tail like a cork screw, with a sex problem, he humps everything! Well he liked grandma's leg and got a death grip on it and shifted into high gear humping, grandma tried to shake him off but could not, so when she thought nobody was looking she got her mace out of her purse, (they took her pistol away from her due to her eyesight and almost deaf) she is not a very good shot and got Mrs. Evans husband right between the eyes and never knew it. She did know that she had missed rover so she fired again and got him real good. She never heard Mr. Evans screaming running out of the room but rover sure left her alone. They finally figured out what she did and asked her why she did it; she told them that the dog was hurting her leg and quote: "I wasn't getting anything out of it!" Well they took grandma home. That afternoon they got to feeling ban about the whole thing and went back over to apologize to the Evans. They left grandma home and took the grand kids instead, 3 boys. The sent the boys into the den to watch TV while they talked to the Evans. The Evans are antique collectors: plates, glasses, dishes, bottles etc. Some very old. Well rover found the 3 boys and started humping them; one got this fancy blue bottle off a shelf and held it for rover to hump, it worked so well that rover got hung up in it. They tried to get it off him but all he did was squeal & holler so they shut him up in the bathroom and walked quietly outside. The dog got to banging the bottle against the wall and holwling & barking, everyone got up to see what was wrong and opened the bathroom door, rover ran out with the bottle still stuck on him down the hall barking & howling. Jan said she almost fainted when she saw it. They had to break the bottle to get it off rover. They asked the grand kids about it and they said that they tried to get it off him but were "afraid they would pull his wiener off"
That's all they could tell about it, no one could eat they were laughing so hard.
Just another weekend.
Our weekend, I don't usually laugh much but this weekend topped it all for me. We have some neighbors down the road that moved in about a year ago, city folk at heart but good people. Tommy retired, and his 90 year old mother and wife Jan. I can hardly type this with out just laughing out loud again; we almost lost our supper when they told it to us.
They took grandma down the road to see Mrs. Evans about her age for a visit. Mrs. Evans has a small bulldog with eyes that look like they are going to pop out of his head with a tail like a cork screw, with a sex problem, he humps everything! Well he liked grandma's leg and got a death grip on it and shifted into high gear humping, grandma tried to shake him off but could not, so when she thought nobody was looking she got her mace out of her purse, (they took her pistol away from her due to her eyesight and almost deaf) she is not a very good shot and got Mrs. Evans husband right between the eyes and never knew it. She did know that she had missed rover so she fired again and got him real good. She never heard Mr. Evans screaming running out of the room but rover sure left her alone. They finally figured out what she did and asked her why she did it; she told them that the dog was hurting her leg and quote: "I wasn't getting anything out of it!" Well they took grandma home. That afternoon they got to feeling ban about the whole thing and went back over to apologize to the Evans. They left grandma home and took the grand kids instead, 3 boys. The sent the boys into the den to watch TV while they talked to the Evans. The Evans are antique collectors: plates, glasses, dishes, bottles etc. Some very old. Well rover found the 3 boys and started humping them; one got this fancy blue bottle off a shelf and held it for rover to hump, it worked so well that rover got hung up in it. They tried to get it off him but all he did was squeal & holler so they shut him up in the bathroom and walked quietly outside. The dog got to banging the bottle against the wall and holwling & barking, everyone got up to see what was wrong and opened the bathroom door, rover ran out with the bottle still stuck on him down the hall barking & howling. Jan said she almost fainted when she saw it. They had to break the bottle to get it off rover. They asked the grand kids about it and they said that they tried to get it off him but were "afraid they would pull his wiener off"
That's all they could tell about it, no one could eat they were laughing so hard.
Just another weekend.
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