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srd65

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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
 
you got me thinking, who in my family is blonde enough to buy this one? I have to keep this on the back burner, this is one of the all time best ones you could pull. Thanks in advance for the next major prank, just got to find a family member gullible enough and far enough removed from ranching to make it work :!: course my sisters two boys are so into wrestling and football I think with their help this could happen. SSHHHHH,
don't let on, it has to be a secret :wink:
 
srd65 said:
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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That's pretty funny. It will be a topic of conversation at the dinner table tomorrow. :-) Thanks for a good laugh.
 
:lol2: :lol2: Even my sisters and parents, very far removed from the ranch know that turkeys lay eggs...I don't think I could get away with this one...'way too funny!!!!! I'll be sure to print this one out and keep for reference :wink:
 

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