I must warn you that confessing to such, will not look good on future resumes.  Being old and retired, with an already tarnished resume, I confess to sampling plain salt, iodized, sulfured, and mineral laced, as a young child. It wasn't from boredom, but curiosity that led to such behavior.

Footnotes: I always licked the part of the block that didn't have cow spit on it. I didn't let rumors of it being covered with bug poo, discourage me either.