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Bo Pelini

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Just How bad is Bo Pelini?

When Pelini takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Pelinied.

Bo Pelini doesn't read offenses. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Bo Pelini.

Bo Pelini could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his headset and four different ways with his play chart.

Bo Pelini sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Bo.

Bo Pelini doesn't fart, he detonates

Superman wears Bo Pelini pajamas to bed.

Bo Pelini didn't hang the moon. He stared down an asteroid and it stopped in it's tracks.

Bo Pelini's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Bo Pelini.

Bo Pelini was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Bo Pelini doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.

They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Bo Pelini laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Bo Pelini's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Bo Pelini will not take sh*t from anyone

Bo Pelini once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

Bo Pelini can build a snowman out of rain.

Bo Pelini's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ash."
 
silly husker, you know that in 3 years you will be praising the next man that is hired to restore the order....

I see Bozo is going to coach his former team in the title game, rather than focus on NU..... guess he figures it is his one last shot at a title before going to huskerville.
 
jigs said:
silly husker, you know that in 3 years you will be praising the next man that is hired to restore the order....

I see Bozo is going to coach his former team in the title game, rather than focus on NU..... guess he figures it is his one last shot at a title before going to huskerville.

Pelini has been hitting the road hard talking to recruits. T.O. wanted him to go back and finish the job. It's the right thing to do, and T.O. does the right thing - including hiring the coach that will lead us back to where we're used to being - 40 points ahead of K. St.

Come to think of it, we got rid of Callahan because he couldn't cut it, but what was Prince's record against him?
 
jigs said:
silly husker, you know that in 3 years you will be praising the next man that is hired to restore the order....

I see Bozo is going to coach his former team in the title game, rather than focus on NU..... guess he figures it is his one last shot at a title before going to huskerville.

obviously you dont relize how much experience he will gain coaching a game like that. :roll:

:wink:
 
well, it is his last shot at a national title, and probably his last bowl game for a few years.... I wish him luck, because I DETEST the big 11
 
Jigs, I TOLD your sorry butt months ago that the best football team in Kansas was the Smith Center Redmen....PERIOD.

But I agree. The Mildcats should probably join the Division II Rocky Mountain Conference. Playing Chadron or Kearney State (or UN-K), would at least give them a chance to beat a Nebraska team..
 
loomixguy said:
Jigs, I TOLD your sorry butt months ago that the best football team in Kansas was the Smith Center Redmen....PERIOD.

But I agree. The Mildcats should probably join the Division II Rocky Mountain Conference. Playing Chadron or Kearney State (or UN-K), would at least give them a chance to beat a Nebraska team..

what do you know about football?? after all, you support the Red Cloud Willa Cathers!!

I wonder what the Smith Center coach would do in a college situation??
my loan officer is tied into the program over there, very interesting to talk to him and get a little different perspective on the team......
 
jigs said:
what do you know about football?? after all, you support the Red Cloud Willa Cathers!!.

I may not know as much about football as some do, and my hometown's main claim to fame may be the fact that a bull dyke pencil pusher grew up here, but, by the Grace of God Almighty, I was born and raised in a state with a WINNING football tradition!

You were born here in Red Cloud, Jiggsy, you are a Nebraskan by birth..... :twisted: c'mon over to the Dark Side......support the Big Red.....you know you want to.... :twisted:
 
loomixguy I may not know as much about football as some do said:
I sent this to my mom.... she graduated from Guide Rock..... thought she would get a kick out of it!!
 
jigs said:
well, it is his last shot at a national title, and probably his last bowl game for a few years.... I wish him luck, because I DETEST the big 11

There's this fella named Tom Osborne that sees things a bit differently...
 
Sandhusker- don't let ol jigs get to you- I've heard he has quite a history of exaggerrating on some subjects :wink:


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Little Jigs

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jigs said:
go look at my REAL baby pic


http://www.woodwardsworld.net/BabyDick.jpg


And this was little Kola's reaction :shock: :P :wink: :lol:

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Little jigs & Little Kola
 
come on, I am kissing baby Kola for Pete's sake....if I am dumb enough to do that, I suppose I am dumb enough to wear KU stuff!
 
jigs said:
come on, I am kissing baby Kola for Pete's sake....if I am dumb enough to do that, I suppose I am dumb enough to wear KU stuff!

So that explains how you became a Mildcat fan - you're dumb!
 
Sandhusker said:
jigs said:
come on, I am kissing baby Kola for Pete's sake....if I am dumb enough to do that, I suppose I am dumb enough to wear KU stuff!

So that explains how you became a Mildcat fan - you're dumb!

no,no ,no.
I have PRIDE, so I became a Wildcat Fan. EMAW !!!

I am dumb, so I like you.
 
Poor Wildcat Nation is stuck between wearing that historic (and horrible) lavender that looked like a high school uni from a poor school or going with a more blue version so they can pass for Jayhawks. I think Jigs might really be one of those Kansans that wears purple in the fall and Crimson and Blue during hoops season (known as oops season in Manhattan).
 

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