I've spent time in both Mission Viejo and Calabasas. Doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out where the nicest place is.
Hell, Mikey, you should not have any problem with this whatsoever, what with all the SEC ties to the Calabasas program. You've got the red ash because some of the stars are headed to Lincoln. Were they headed to an SEC school, this would be a non issue for you.