Can anyone cash in on this?

[Spanish Johhny]

Imagine cuddling an Angus range cow for 90 minutes. Comes with a free trip to the ER.

https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/cow-cuddling-is-the-new-wellness-trend-now-and-it-costs-300-for-a-90-minute-session/

Free trip to the ER?? Not trying to tell you how to run yer business but I think your leaving money on the table. I might suggest, um, $0.50 per loaded mile?