Did you hear the one

[Big Muddy rancher]

Did you hear the one about the treasure hunter that spent the day diving in the ocean looking for treasure? After a day of finding nothing he gave up and was walking out of the water when he tripped on a old trunk. Pulling it open he found it full of gold coins when he exclaimed" I guess booty is really only shin deep". :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

UFF DA --- and winter just started... :roll:

 

[burnt]

BMr, should you not be out plowing or something? :?

 

[Faster horses]

BMr, should you not be out plowing or something? :?

You mean like plowing snow???


He has company, so he has an excuse. :wink:

 

[burnt]

Did you hear the one about the three blondes that applied for jobs as police officers.

They had to do a test to see if they could remember facial features from a sketch. So they got to look at a profile picture for a few minutes and then had to describe what they remembered from the sketch.

The first one said well I remember he only had one ear.

No, says the examiner, he had two, but you only saw one side of his face so that's why you only saw one ear. Fail.

The next one tried it and said well he only had one eye.

No, the examiner said, he had two eyes but you only saw one because you only saw one side of his face. Fail.

Third one tries it and says, well he was wearing contacts.

How in the world could you tell that from a profile picture, the examiner asks!

Well he couldn't wear glasses since he only had one eye and one ear . . .