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The Husband Store!
>
> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
> a woman may go to choose a husband.
> Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
>
> store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . ... you
> may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
> a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> The second floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to
> keep going.
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the! Lord, love kids, are drop-
> dead good looking and help with the housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
> dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
> streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
> sign reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
> your
> step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
 
walmart would have the same thing, only built in China. it would cost less, but break in a few months.
 
Normally, I like a good joke, but I do not like to poke fun at anyone and don't appreciate being the butt of anyone's jokes either.

Your reply was cruel and mean spirited. It is apparent you would not have even been selected as potential merchandise in the store.

This is exactly what I was talking about "boy's being in a man's body"--grow up!
 
2blondecowgirls said:
Normally, I like a good joke, but I do not like to poke fun at anyone and don't appreciate being the butt of anyone's jokes either.

Your reply was cruel and mean spirited. It is apparent you would not have even been selected as potential merchandise in the store.

This is exactly what I was talking about "boy's being in a man's body"--grow up!
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And just who are you pointing this at.when you write on here, you ought to use a name of the person you are addressing, so we know of you are talkingh to me or someone else. You can click on the "quote" button, and then we all know. Makes things a lot simpler and cuts down on misunderstandings.

I think you just came on here to look for a sugar daddy (whether you want to admit it or not) and when you were told the truth about cowboys and ranchers, you didn't want to hear it.

Sure, we poke fun at ourselves and others. But I haven't seen a mean spirited posting towards you, YET. But that could dang sure change. You seem to be real defensive. I know, I know, some jumped on you for doing what you did, with your postings. I admired your spunk and grit. But I'm startin' to wonder about you now.

If you don't like what you are seeing and hearing here, you probably better stay away from REAL cowboy's and ranchers, cuz I don't think you are cut out for them. I could be wrong, but you don't seem to appreciate that we all took time out of our day, to try and help you and let you know about the facts of life, down on the ranch.

I spoke with one of the single men who reads this site and very seldom responds. He wasn't interested, as he said, "I don't think I can afford her." he's a dang good guy and would make a wiondefful husband and father figure, but he ain't got time or money, for those who aren't a partner and can't or won't pull their own weight.

I stuck up for you as I said that you were being honest. Now, I'm not so sure.

Good luck in your man hunt. Hope you find a good one who will treat you and that young lady well. There are good ones out there, but they don't come in big bunches. :-)
 
I think it was just meant in fun, 2blondecowgirls. These guys will tease the heck out of you on this board! Just like a big brother would.

There are only a few mean spirited folk on this board the rest of us are just really down to earth giant goofballs :)

That said hit the ground running and put Tim in a head lock! I think a good wedgy will do also!

As for Jinglebob, I have no idea what we are supposed to do with you :lol: 8) Clips him in the back of the head and runs behind the nearest hayball, thus avoiding the impeding meteor shower of cow pucky!
 
2blondecowgirls said:
so how do you make that "quote" thing work-- when I tried it quoted the whole darn thing.
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Yes, 2BC, that's what I don't like about the quote thing. If everyone punches the quote button too much it gets awful confusing too. You can edit the reply you are quoting by deleting text anywhere between the brackets that show up as [/quote] Note I edited out a portion of your reply.
 
John SD said:
2blondecowgirls said:
so how do you make that "quote" thing work-- when I tried it quoted the whole darn thing.
:???:
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Yes, 2BC, that's what I don't like about the quote thing. If everyone punches the quote button too much it gets awful confusing too. You can edit the reply you are quoting by deleting text anywhere between the brackets that show up as
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Note I edited out a portion of your reply.[/quote]

Or when you get what you want pasted in the post a reply section just highlight it and hit the quote tag above the posting area...

Like this
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Judith, TimH & JingleBob,

In case you forgot . . . this was my opening question "how are you going to find someone out there who is interested in horses and who is single?"

It didn't ask for AI, it didn't ask for all-nighters pulling cows--but I certainly could give you another kind of all-nighter that you will never forget--week after week, month after month.

I am interested in someone who does horses--team penning, cutting, sorting, team roping. If that is what you all call a "gentleman rancher or a weekend rancher" rather than a regular rancher then I guess my quote was misunderstood. I did ask for a rich rancher, and that wasn't meant to be offensive . . . rich can mean a lot of things . . . but it does not mean that I am the one that will be footing the bills. I work hard for what I got, I put a lot of effort into my daughter, I work hard and I play hard. I want someone who wants to do the same.

Would I like to be eye-candy? Sure, that would be great. But that does not mean that I can't cook, clean, drive a truck, pull my own weight, as well as take your breath away in the bedroom.

I appreciate a good joke, but that joke was aimed at me--and, me alone. We all know that. So who are we kidding?
:-)
Anna

** Thanks for the quote tip John! What a weird way to do it
 
Jinglebob said:
I spoke with one of the single men who reads this site and very seldom responds. He wasn't interested, as he said, "I don't think I can afford her." he's a dang good guy and would make a wiondefful husband and father figure, but he ain't got time or money, for those who aren't a partner and can't or won't pull their own weight.

I stuck up for you as I said that you were being honest. Now, I'm not so sure.

Good luck in your man hunt. Hope you find a good one who will treat you and that young lady well. There are good ones out there, but they don't come in big bunches. :-)
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JB, if I edited correctly here I cut out 2BC's original reply and some of your post, leaving the portion I wished to address.

I feel quite safe replying to 2BC since I am not a horseman or a cowboy and am therefore not her type! I'm also not the guy you talked to! :D :D :D

My free advice to 2BC that she can certainly take or leave as she sees fit is to stick around here, relax, just visit and get aquainted and have some fun like the rest of us! Get to know the good folks here, and who knows what might happen? As they say, life is a journey, not a destination.
 
John SD said:
Jinglebob said:
I spoke with one of the single men who reads this site and very seldom responds. He wasn't interested, as he said, "I don't think I can afford her." he's a dang good guy and would make a wiondefful husband and father figure, but he ain't got time or money, for those who aren't a partner and can't or won't pull their own weight.

I stuck up for you as I said that you were being honest. Now, I'm not so sure.

Good luck in your man hunt. Hope you find a good one who will treat you and that young lady well. There are good ones out there, but they don't come in big bunches. :-)
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JB, if I edited correctly here I cut out 2BC's original reply and some of your post, leaving the portion I wished to address.

I feel quite safe replying to 2BC since I am not a horseman or a cowboy and am therefore not her type! I'm also not the guy you talked to! :D :D :D

My free advice to 2BC that she can certainly take or leave as she sees fit is to stick around here, relax, just visit and get aquainted and have some fun like the rest of us! Get to know the good folks here, and who knows what might happen? As they say, life is a journey, not a destination.
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Excellent advise. Hope she don't think you are poking fun at her. :roll:
 
JB, I can poke some fun at myself tonight.

I took off without filling the pickup with gas before I left to go to my other place in your neck of the woods. And of course the darn gas guage doesn't work! I really didn't think I had driven the pickup that much, but you guessed it, I ran out of gas just west of the buildings. Didn't have the 4 wheeler in the back of the pickup either!

So I got to hoof it a mile and a half or so to my neighbor's and got my aerobic exercise for the day. That was one journey where I was glad I reached the destination. No cowgirl in shining armor came along to rescue me either! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I did have 3 tomatoes and a big watermelon with me. I could have survived a few days waiting for help to arrive! :D :D :lol: :lol:
 
2blondecowgirls said:
Judith, TimH & JingleBob,

In case you forgot . . . this was my opening question "how are you going to find someone out there who is interested in horses and who is single?"

It didn't ask for AI, it didn't ask for all-nighters pulling cows--but I certainly could give you another kind of all-nighter that you will never forget--week after week, month after month.

I am interested in someone who does horses--team penning, cutting, sorting, team roping. If that is what you all call a "gentleman rancher or a weekend rancher" rather than a regular rancher then I guess my quote was misunderstood. I did ask for a rich rancher, and that wasn't meant to be offensive . . . rich can mean a lot of things . . . but it does not mean that I am the one that will be footing the bills. I work hard for what I got, I put a lot of effort into my daughter, I work hard and I play hard. I want someone who wants to do the same.

Would I like to be eye-candy? Sure, that would be great. But that does not mean that I can't cook, clean, drive a truck, pull my own weight, as well as take your breath away in the bedroom.

I appreciate a good joke, but that joke was aimed at me--and, me alone. We all know that. So who are we kidding?
:-)
Anna

** Thanks for the quote tip John! What a weird way to do it
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Eye Candy now thats a hoot.My first wife was (EYE CANDY) problem was everyone was having a taste when I was working.No thanks to any gal that thinks their eye candy,I like mine plain no makeup just genuine.And your bedroom talk is more than we need to know.

A skunk can take my breath away that don't make it good.An Allnighter to me is a good nights sleep contrary to what you think theirs more to life than sex.
 
2blondecowgirls,

I'm sorry that my post offended you. It is just one of those e-mail jokes that gets sent around. A woman sent it to me.I'll delete it if you want.
If I had realized that you are so easily offended/over-sensitive, I certainly would not have posted it. It was meant in fun. Once again I apologize.

I wish you luck in finding the man you seek. Here is a tip you may or may not find helpful........Some men tend to avoid women that are easily offended/over-sensitive. :)
 
2BC....you didn't ask me..... but ......if you're looking for 110% pure " horse" people..well my guess is this site is the wrong site. Yeah, folks here have horses but this is ' Ranchers.net" and the word ranchers implies way more cattle than horses and the horses used as tools to assist in such endeavors not as entertainment/competition.

Girl to girl....I'd not be telling of my " bedroom" skills on a public forum...and you can get PO'ed at me if you like, but go back a re-read that post..It seems to lend itself to giving out the ' wrong' and ' FREE' impression of you. I'd keep that little bit of info on a private level. A little mystery never hurt any situation! :wink:

Again, these guys aren't trying to be mean or goad you.....but honestly if you're looking for the ' horsey' type....I'm sure there are TONS of forums/boards that are nothing but horse/roping related. The spectrum may be too wide here for your search.

Again....I DO wish you the best in this search!
 

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